#41989
2002-08-21 8:44 PM
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I dont' want to talk about it.
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#41990
2002-08-21 9:52 PM
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can you post a picture?
... of her boobs?
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#41991
2002-08-21 11:59 PM
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Women troubles?
Did you show her your porn collection? Or your comic books? Or your baseball cards? That always gets the girls!
....someday I will meet a non-inflatable woman.
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#41992
2002-08-22 1:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
Women troubles?
Did you show her your porn collection? Or your comic books? Or your baseball cards? That always gets the girls!
not always...I like those things ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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#41993
2002-08-22 2:18 AM
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What?.....Girls?.......cool
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#41994
2002-08-22 4:00 AM
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#41995
2002-08-22 5:21 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by The Goddess ButterRican:
not always...I like those things
![[humina humina]](graemlins/love.gif) ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif) ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#41996
2002-08-22 7:24 AM
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Nevermind.
Girls are cool, again.
Disregard earlier post.
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#41997
2002-08-22 7:25 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
can you post a picture?
... of her boobs?
Nope. Sorry.
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#41998
2002-08-29 9:18 AM
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I'd lay my head on the railroad tracks
And wait for the Double "E"
But the railroad don't run no more
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
Well, I met a girl in West Hollywood
I ain't naming names
She really worked me over good
She was just like Jesse James
She really worked me over good
She was a credit to her gender
She put me through some changes, Lord
Sort of like a Waring blender
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
Well, I met a girl at the Rainbow bar
She asked me if I'd beat her
She took me back to the Hyatt House
I don't want to talk about it
Poor, poor pitiful me
Poor, poor pitiful me
These young girls won't let me be
Lord have mercy on me
Woe is me
(Well, I met a girl from the Vieux Carre`
Down in Yokahama
She picked me up and she throwed me down
I said, "Please don't hurt me, Mama")
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#41999
2002-08-30 2:03 AM
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You know, this song was also recorded in a version from the woman's perspective (Terri Clark) ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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#42000
2002-08-30 3:13 AM
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Women are so mean they gotta steal all their ideas from men!!
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#42001
2002-08-30 5:47 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by THE Franta:
Women are so mean they gotta steal all their ideas from men!!
Women are bad,they like totally suck.
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#42002
2002-08-30 9:28 PM
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But that's why you love them, isn't it?? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#42003
2002-08-31 6:40 AM
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I likey wimmens. They are purdy an' stuff....
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#42004
2003-04-25 12:04 AM
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Lookee here boys! We got ourselves a wimmen luvah!
Pitchforks and torches! Pitchforks and torches!
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#42005
2003-04-25 12:22 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Lookee here boys! We got ourselves a wimmen luvah!
Pitchforks and torches! Pitchforks and torches!
See if I EVER volunteer to polish your armour... ![[nyah hah]](images/icons/tongue.gif)
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#42006
2003-04-25 12:35 AM
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You couldn't stop polishing if you tried! ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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#42007
2003-04-25 12:39 AM
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Heh. Wanna bet?
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#42008
2003-04-25 12:45 AM
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*waves hand in Bonka's face*
You will polish my thick, hard armor every day for two hours...
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#42009
2003-04-25 4:14 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
*waves hand in Bonka's face*
You will polish my thick, hard armor every day for two hours...
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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#42010
2003-04-26 3:38 AM
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...stop laughing at me...
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#42011
2003-04-29 12:29 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by HEROKILLER:
I likey wimmens. They are purdy an' stuff....
Yeah, purdy mean and purdy attractive.
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#42012
2003-08-29 6:35 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by HEROKILLER:
I likey wimmens. They are purdy an' stuff....
They're soft and smell nice...
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#42013
2003-09-02 3:32 AM
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Actually, Linda Ronstadt was the one who made "Poor Poor Pitiful Me" famous. Terri Clark (by far the better piece of ass) essentially did a cover of a cover in the late 90s. Her Version was closer to Zevon's, though.
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#42014
2003-10-22 1:40 AM
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#42015
2003-11-27 11:49 PM
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#42016
2003-11-29 12:33 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Wimmens be mean!
Not so! I love my cat...
He sleeps on my chest at night...the one man in my life I can trust to love me unconditionally.
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#42017
2003-11-29 12:47 AM
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i think its great you love your pussy!
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#42018
2003-11-29 1:40 AM
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If only all of us around the world could love pussy... what a wondeful world.
I see trees of green
Red roses too
I love pussy
And so should you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world
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#42019
2003-11-29 1:43 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Wimmens be mean!
Not so! I love my cat...
He sleeps on my chest at night...the one man in my life I can trust to love me unconditionally.
![[yuh huh]](images/icons/rolleyes.gif) Bet you got him neutered huh?
OK, so there are exceptions. There're some non-mean women...
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#42020
2003-11-29 1:51 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
OK, so there are exceptions. There're some non-mean women...
Suuuure there are.
Also, Santa Clause and the Easter Bunny Exist, there are Nature Boyz, and LLance is really a buff, 20 year old underwear model.
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#42021
2003-11-29 1:57 AM
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#42022
2003-11-30 1:38 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
OK, so there are exceptions. There're some non-mean women... [/QB]
No, no! There're only less-mean women!
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#42023
2003-11-30 1:43 AM
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But all cats are embodiments of Satan!
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#42024
2003-11-30 1:55 AM
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Stareena, if you were really nice you would show us your boobies again.
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#42025
2003-11-30 1:58 AM
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...master of subtilty, that one!
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#42026
2003-11-30 2:10 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
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Originally posted by TK-069:
Wimmens be mean!
Not so! I love my cat...
He sleeps on my chest at night...the one man in my life I can trust to love me unconditionally.
Bet you got him neutered huh?
OK, so there are exceptions. There're some non-mean women...
He is not fixed...yet.
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#42027
2003-11-30 2:20 AM
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#42028
2003-11-30 2:50 AM
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You women won't be satisfied until all males have been castrated!!
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