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#42029
2003-12-02 3:45 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by King Snarf:
You women won't be satisfied until all males have been castrated!!
Where's the fun in that? ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
I like my man having a penis! I'd miss it if he didn't have one!
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#42030
2003-12-03 4:55 AM
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Oh, he'd have a penis, a little flacid thing that would never stray because...
You'd have cut off his testicles and put them in a jar!!
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#42031
2003-12-02 10:45 PM
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He tastes of America 15000+ posts
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Then what would they eat? Women can't last long without the churned chowder!
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#42032
2003-12-03 12:53 AM
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Women like giving blowjobs? Oh, TK, next you'll be telling that fairies are real or the Earth is round, you crazy nut!
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#42033
2003-12-03 1:00 AM
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Fairies are real... lookit LLance!
I've never had a problem gettin' BJs. I never even really asked for a majority of 'em. Snarfie needs to build up his game...
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#42034
2003-12-03 2:03 AM
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But wimmens don't like me, at least "not in that way". I'm "such a good friend", and they always wonder why they can't find a guy just like me...
I'm me, dammit! There ain't nobody more like me than me! There's one guy more like me than I am and your lookin' at 'im!
I'm 25 years old and I've come to the realization that I am going to die alone & unloved, or at the very least die a virgin. My life sucks.
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#42035
2003-12-03 4:16 AM
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See, that's your problem. You put yourself down before the women ever get a chance. Be you like you already are, but add some sexual aggression into the mix. Don't be afraid to make 'em know you like them. Honk a titty. Squeeze a tush.
That's what Uncle Arny taught me...
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#42036
2003-12-03 10:25 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by King Snarf:
Women like giving blowjobs?
I have to say, I actually do enjoy it...it's kind of a power trip...
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#42037
2003-12-03 10:26 PM
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I assume so. One bite and it's all over!
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#42038
2003-12-04 12:50 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
...and LLance is really a buff, 20 year old underwear model.
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#42039
2003-12-07 3:17 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by TK-069:
Be you like you already are, but add some sexual aggression into the mix. Don't be afraid to make 'em know you like them. Honk a titty. Squeeze a tush.
That's what Uncle Arny taught me...
Unfortunately, a gentleman such as my myself would never act in such an uncouth fashion near a lady (unless I've had a fair amount of liquor in me, then look out!).
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#42040
2003-12-07 6:10 PM
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