Street Fighting Man plays over the sound system, and Fantastic makes his entrance. Entering the ring he grabs a microphone and speaks
JF: So, we're at the rumble at last! The time has come for me to prove my greatness by defeating Son of Mxy for the Lightweight belt!
The crowd boos, and some chant MXY! MXY!. Fantastic is visibly annoyed, and climbs out of the ring to punch one chanting fan in the face
JF: The next person I hear chanting will have both their legs broken!
the crowd's chanting grows louder, and Fantastic gets back into the ring amid jeers and cries of LOSER!
JF: Any of you who want to see Mxy win the title tonight better believe in god, cos it'll take a miracle to stop me! But that's not the only reason I'm here. The other reason I'm here is the shocking revelation of the traitor in the Bastardo's midst.
the crowd fall silent
JF: Now, I would like to say how shocked I am at the fact that Chris Oakley didn't share this knowledge with me. I don't know what you're thinking, Chris, but I must assure you that I'm not the traitor here.
I know that you're a good man, and you'll come to realise that there are other issues to be dealt with. Rest assured, however, that I agree thoroughly that the traitor, whoever they be, will be punished.
Street Fighting Man plays, and Fantastic leaves the ring. Suddenly, a video plays over the cheese-o-tron, showing Fantastic laid out unconscious, with a mexican wrestling mask beside him
