Won't Get Fooled Again blares out of the speakers, and Spandex Monkey Man strides down to the ring, amdist the cheers of the crowd. Stepping into the ring he picks up a microphone and speaks
SMM: Now, one thing a lot of people have said to me since my arrival is this. "Spandex Monkey Man" they ask, "How can you be a true hero without a sidekick?" So, may I introduce my new sidekick, Rosalita!
Spinning Around plays, and Rosalita makes her way down to the ring, amids the cheers of many male members of the audience. Spandex helps her into the ring, and hands her the microphone
R: It is an honour to be here before you all as a superheroine. I, like my associate Spandex Monkey Man, wish to battle evil within this corporation, and bring honour to my title of the Human Lovebomb!
She bows, flashing her ample cleavage, and the roars of approval echo around the cheesedome. Spandex and Rosalita bow, and leave the ring to Spandex's music
