Backstage, Joe Mama is getting ready for his match with Chris Oakley. King Snarf Rules approaches him for an interview.

KSR: Joe Mama, tonight you face off against Chris Oakley for his Inter-Cunt-Inental Title. At stake is that belt, the ability to challenge for the Heavyweight Title for the next year, and your entrance number in the Rumble itself. You thought?

JM: The IC belt is moot. The Rumble is moot. Future competition is moot. The only thing I'm thinking about right now is the complete decimation of Chris Oakley. Anything else is a distraction.

KSR: But the title...

JM: Is a by-product of defeating the champion. Everything you've mentioned is good and well, but none of it comes without first focusing on the here and now. Destroy Oakley, and let everything else take care of itself.

KSR: So your focus is Chris Oakley...

JM: Boy, I can't make it any clearer. Ever since I gave him the Hardcore Porno and Inter-Cunt-Inental Titles, he has done everything in his power to disgrace himself and the incredible gifts he was given. He starts feuds for no reason, only to lose more than he could gain. He looks past his opponents to future opponents, at the cost of today. And he shot his mouth off one too many times in my direction. Tonight, Chris Oakley comes face to face with the inevitability that I embody. Tonight, in the Fenway Park Street Match, he will go up against a man who has no other focus but to take away the IC Belt and put him in the IC Unit. Tonight, Chris Oakley comes to an end.

KSR: Do you think that Louie Bastardo and his Family will make their presence felt?

JM: I'm not thinking about that. Chris has made enemies within his own faction. He needs to worry about the consequesnces of his past actions, which takes away his focus. Which makes my victory inevitable. As for Louie, I'm sure he'll get involved somehow. I just don't care how - Chris Oakley is my opponent; Chris Oakley falls tonight.

KSR: And what about your statements about a friend from the past, and taking things back to basics?

JM: Believe me, all will be revealed soon enough. Now get out of here! I have a massacre to prepare for...

King Snarf Rules rushes out, leaving Joe Mama alone. As he sits, staring at the lockers and mentally preparing for the match, a horrible grin grows on his lips...

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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