Hardcore Porno Title: Triple Threat Match
Wednesday makes his way to the ring first, carrying a lead pipe and wearing the Hard-core Porn Championship Belt. He hands the belt over the ref who raises it up. Bibbo, with brass knuckles in both hands, then strolls down the ramp and into the ring. Without waiting for PenWing to come out, he goes straight for Wednesday. Wednesday takes a swing with his pipe, but Bibbo catches his arm with his left hand and punches him with his right. Wednesday drops the pipe, and Bibbo punches him in the stomach.
Completely focussed on Wednesday, Bibbo doesn't notice as PenWing, sans music, races down the ramp with his Sherwood. PenWing delivers a BC two-hander to Bibbo's back, shattering the stick and dropping Bibbo to one knee. PenWing's distraction gives Wednesday a chance to collect himself. He picks his pipe back up and dives with it into PenWing's left knee, taking him down. Wednesday goes for the quick cover, but Bibbo pulls him off and onto his feet for a Bibbo-Plex. PenWing rolls out of the ring and collects himself on the ring floor.
Marcum: It looks like PenWing has had enough! He's a fool for trying to fight with that knee injury!
PenWing reaches under the ring and pulls out another Sherwood.
Monroe: It looks like PenWing is just retooling.
PenWing gets back in the ring just as Bibbo covers Wednesday. Quickly, PenWing shatters his new stick on Bibbo with a second BC two-hander. He rolls Bibbo over and goes for the pin, but Wednesday pulls him off. PenWing gets back to his feet, but Wednesday grabs him and throws him into the ropes. He follows it up with a clothesline, and both wrestlers flip out of the ring to the floor.
Wednesday is the first to recover, and he sends PenWing into the ring stairs. PenWing slams his knee hard as he falls over the steps. Wednesday grabs PenWing's leg to set up a knee drop, but Bibbo reaches under the ropes and pulls him back into the ring. Wednesday gets back to his feet just in time to take another punch from Bibbo's brass knuckles.
Marcum: Wednesday is bleeding! I don't know how he's going to get back up from that, and PenWing is down on the floor! This match is about to be over!
On the other side of the ring, PenWing reaches under the ring and pulls out another Sherwood. He gets back up and slides in under the ropes.
Monroe: PenWing's got ANOTHER SHERWOOD!
PenWing raises his stick for another BC two-hander, but this time Bibbo kicks PenWing in the stomach, causing him to drop the stick. He follows it up with a punch to the head.
Monroe: Now PenWing is bleeding!
Bibbo goes for the cover. On the two-count, Wednesday, back on his feet and holding PenWing's Sherwood, shatters the stick on Bibbo's back.
Monroe: That's THREE BC two-handers on Bibbo!
Wednesday kicks Bibbo off of PenWing and goes out of the ring.
Marcum: What's he doing?! Why isn't he going for the cover?!
Wednesday grabs two folding chairs and throws them in the ring. PenWing starts to get to his feet. As Wednesday gets back in the ring, PenWing picks up one of the chairs. He turns around, right into a super-kick from Wednesday.
Monroe: SEE YOU NEXT TUESDAY!
Marcum: PenWing is seeing stars now!
Wednesday picks up the other chair and gets ready to swing as Bibbo gets to his feet. Bibbo throws a punch at Wednesday, but he uses the chair as a shield, and then takes a swing of his own, sending the big brawler to the mat. Wednesday goes for the cover.
Marcum: This is it! Wednesday will keep his title!
Monroe: The ref stopped the count! Bibbo has his foot on the rope!
Marcum: Wednesday's not to happy about that!
As Wednesday argues with the ref, PenWing gets back to his feet. He walks up to Wednesday and grabs his arm, throwing him into the ropes for a-
Monroe: Super Drag 'n’ Whip!
PenWing goes for the cover, but Bibbo is back on his feet. He pulls PenWing off of Wednesday, picks him up, walks over the ropes, and throws him out of the ring.
Monroe: Buhgawd! Where did Bibbo get the energy to do that?!
Marcum: Like a true champ, he dug down deep!
Bibbo turns around to find Wednesday slowly getting back to his feet. He grabs Wednesday's arm to send him into the ropes, but Wednesday manages to reverse the Irish Whip. Bibbo grabs onto the ropes to stop himself. Wednesday quickly picks up a chair and slams it into Bibbo's head. Bibbo falls hard to the ground.
Monroe: The former champ is now a bloody mess!
Outside the ring, PenWing removes his knee brace as Wednesday sets Bibbo up for the MidWeek Crunch (pile-driver), right onto a steel chair. PenWing slides back into the ring and nails Wednesday in the head with his knee brace.
Monroe: PenWing used his knee brace as a weapon! He must have been faking the injury!
PenWing goes for the cover and the ref counts to the three. The Bell rings and the crowd erupts as the ref raises PenWing's arm and hands him the Hard-core Porn Title Belt. Back in Black blasts over the speakers as PenWing tosses his knee brace out of the ring and raises the belt high above his head.
