Old London Street Match
“Ace Of Spades” blasted over the speakers as Charlie made his way to the ring, hoping to continue an impressive run of victories. Once in the ring, he stood, facing the ramp, slapping the table leg he was carrying against his open palm. Then “Creeping Death” started up and Charlie’s stance changed to one of anticipation for his opponent. But, instead on coming from the back and down the ramp, Nowhereman dropped from the rafters, grabbed Charlie with a chokehold, and delivered a Fuck Off Slam as the bell rang. Surprisingly enough, Nowhereman took a few steps back and motioned to Charlie, daring him to get up and fight. Charlie got to his feet and the two competitors threw down.
Monroe: I have a feeling that we’re not about to see any technical wrestling in this match!
The pair took the brawl up the ramp and into the backstage area. Nowhereman threw Charlie across the craft services table and onto the floor. As Nowhereman tried to press the advantage and hit Charlie with a metal trash can, Charlie had the presence of mind to kick his opponent’s legs out from under him. Nowhereman fell to the floor and just barely missed hitting himself with his own weapon, but Charlie connected with an elbow drop instead. Charlie picked up Nowhereman, in hopes of delivering a suplex through the very table he’d been dragged across, but Nowhereman managed to break his grip and the pair continued to swap blows.
The brawl continued into the parking area. Nowhereman delivered a low blow, driving his boot into Charlie’s groin, and then executed a Poof-Smasher onto a parked car. He took a moment to admire his handiwork, chuckling to himself, before grabbing Charlie and draping him over his shoulder to carry him back to the ring to lock up his victory. But Charlie wriggled out of Nowhereman’s grip, dropped to the concrete, and delivered a low blow of his own with a “bear-paw” punch. Charlie grabbed the stunned Nowhereman and drove his head, again and again, into the driver’s side window, eventually shattering the glass and drawing blood.
Madman: Hey! I think that’s King Snarf’s car! They’re wrecking the Heavyweight Cheese Champion’s vehicle!!!
Monroe: I hope Grace ordered the insurance for her boss’ client!
The pair continued to brawl, trading shots and throwing each other into various cars, damaging both themselves and the vehicles. Nowhereman managed to draw blood on Charlie when he dragged his opponent’s face across the custom chrome rims of Wednesday’s Cadillac.
Madman: HAH!!! Charlie’s officially been pimped!
Monroe: Ugh…I can’t believe you said that…
The battle returned to the ring area as the pair fought their way down through the crowd and back into the ring. Charlie scored a Bulldog Brain on Nowhereman, but inexperience and fatigue took their toll and he couldn’t make the pin in time. Nowhereman got a hold of Charlie’s table leg and stunned the newcomer with a few shots to the side of his head. Nowhereman climbed to the top ropes and hit Charlie with the Flip-Off, but Charlie (almost on instinct) kicked out. Nowhereman started to lock in the Crippler Cuntface, but changed his mind, pulled Charlie to his feet, and hit him with more than a few headbutts, focusing on the open wounds in Charlie’s forehead. Charlie battled back gamely, but Nowhereman had the physical advantage. One last Poof Smasher finished off Charlie and gave Nowhereman the victory.
