Bloody 'Ell, Montag thought to himself as an epiphany struck him. Never mind the guns, 'ow'm I s'posed to properly give Brianna the patented "Montag Love Maneuvers" with these normal sized fingers? I'm ruined! Mxy's ruined me!

Phil Smith struggled to hold a snicker in check and failed miserably.

"Shut it, Smith. I 'ope you turn into a brain again." Montag cut him a dirty stare.

Mere moments later, Brute Force came back down the aisle, his mask removed.

"Wot 'appened, did you join the Mile High Club after all?" Montag asked, not really wanting the answer.

"Even better! I came up with a fake name so that I don't reveal my true identity to these people and endanger them."

"Really? Wot is it?"

"Greg. Greg Blondhead." BF proudly placed his hands on his hips as he stated the name. Montag groaned and Smith burst out laughing again.