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brother from another mother 15000+ posts
Joined: Feb 2002
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Dad's in the Bathroom
Dad's in the bathroom!
Turn on the fan!
Avoid all the vapors
as much as you can!
Mom's stuffing towels
under the door
and hopes that the odor
won't buckle the floor.
She's tried using sprays,
you must understand,
but most of the sprays
just stay in the can.
They know what they're in for.
They don't stand a chance
against air pollution
when dad drops his pants.
He peels lots of paint
from our bathroom walls
and off of the doorway
that leads to the hall.
We've tried putting charcoal
in his evening meal
but still, every morning,
more paint's gonna peel.
Sometimes he's embarrassed,
but I think he's proud.
It's manly to do that,
for crying out loud!
It's something he's good at.
I'm sure he's the best,
and most of his buddies
are very impressed.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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I am not worthy of such praise......but gladly accept.
Snarf Snarf.....All Hail The Real King Snarf!
