This thread has been around for a bit. Was thinking of the most depraved thing I have done. I am too pure to do anything depraved. Yeah. That's the ticket. Puuuuure.
quote:Originally posted by ButterRican: I havent done anything much either. I'm not very experienced but I would like to be in a lesbian threesome! woo!...sup wenchie
Let's see...two threesomes and one foursome...that's all.
mmmm...Butter & Wenchie....yeah, I'd like to be in that sammmich.
Debauched is a pretty strong word....I think most of what you guys are talking about qualifies more as "kinky". When I think of debauched, I think of.......
The Rodeo, (You fuck a girl doggy style, hold onto her shoulders while your best friend jumps out of the closet and yells "RODEO!" Then you see how long you can stay on...)
The Nasty Dragon, (When a girl's going down on a guy and when the guy cums in her mouth, he bonks her on the head so she snarfs it out of her nose....)
The Kidney Widney, (Also known as a donkey punch, while your partner is about to cum, you hit them close fisted in the lower back, right where the kidney is...)
The Strawberry Shortcake, (When you cum on your partner's face, you hit them hard in the lip so it mixes with the blood....)
The Dirty Sanchez, (While fucking a girl doggy-style, you stick your finger in her ass and then rub the shit above your lips so when she turns to face you, Presto; you've got a moustache.)
The Rusty Trombone, (When a girl eats out a guy's ass, she reaches over to his piece in the front and....well...starts playing the trombone.)
The Cleveland Steamer, (After a girl cums all over a guy's face, she proceeds to lay a big dump on his chest)
The Rainbow Kiss, (Eating out a girl while she's having her period)
The Snowball (Famous from Clerks, when a girl takes all a guy's cum in her mouth, then spits it back into his)
How's this for a shocking sex confession: I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married. Hows that for wrong?
quote:Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People: How's this for a shocking sex confession: I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married. Hows that for wrong?
Good for you....harmless flirting is fine, as long as it doesn't lead to something more....there is too much of that in this world today!
quote:Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People: How's this for a shocking sex confession: I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married. Hows that for wrong?
More power to you, man. I actually don't think I'd be able to do that, at least not now.
quote:Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People: How's this for a shocking sex confession: I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married. Hows that for wrong?
They only flirt with you cause they know what a cool guy you are on the internet.