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I'll be your private dancer,
Dancer for money...

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Deutschemarks or dollars
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This thread has been around for a bit. Was thinking of the most depraved thing I have done. I am too pure to do anything depraved. Yeah. That's the ticket. Puuuuure.

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Sure, Loser, surrre.

I'm certain there're plenty of barnyard animals, snaggletooths or hobos around where you live to be satisfied.

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And with that prolonged silence, I expect what I wrote to be true.

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quote:
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Originally posted by ButterRican:
I havent done anything much either. I'm not very experienced [who, me?]
but I would like to be in a lesbian threesome! [woooOOOOoooo!] woo!...sup wenchie [wink]

[humina humina] [wink]
Let's see...two threesomes and one foursome...that's all.

mmmm...Butter & Wenchie....yeah, I'd like to be in that sammmich.
[mwah hwah haa]

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
mmmm...Butter & Wenchie....yeah, I'd like to be in that sammmich.
[mwah hwah haa]

So would I. So would I.

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hell, who wouldn't?

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I, uh, I held a girl's hand once, but that might have just been a crossing guard . . .

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Debauched is a pretty strong word....I think most of what you guys are talking about qualifies more as "kinky". When I think of debauched, I think of.......

The Rodeo,
(You fuck a girl doggy style, hold onto her shoulders while your best friend jumps out of the closet and yells "RODEO!" Then you see how long you can stay on...)

The Nasty Dragon,
(When a girl's going down on a guy and when the guy cums in her mouth, he bonks her on the head so she snarfs it out of her nose....)

The Kidney Widney,
(Also known as a donkey punch, while your partner is about to cum, you hit them close fisted in the lower back, right where the kidney is...)

The Strawberry Shortcake,
(When you cum on your partner's face, you hit them hard in the lip so it mixes with the blood....)

The Dirty Sanchez,
(While fucking a girl doggy-style, you stick your finger in her ass and then rub the shit above your lips so when she turns to face you, Presto; you've got a moustache.)

The Rusty Trombone,
(When a girl eats out a guy's ass, she reaches over to his piece in the front and....well...starts playing the trombone.)

The Cleveland Steamer,
(After a girl cums all over a guy's face, she proceeds to lay a big dump on his chest)

The Rainbow Kiss,
(Eating out a girl while she's having her period)

The Snowball
(Famous from Clerks, when a girl takes all a guy's cum in her mouth, then spits it back into his)

See now THOSE are debauched sex acts.....

Oh and not like I've done any of these......
[eh... i dunno... ]
[who, me?]
[no no no]

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oh by the way I'm not advocating any of these, just to be clear...

God I hate being PC...

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How's this for a shocking sex confession:
I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married.
Hows that for wrong?

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
Let's see...two threesomes and one foursome...that's all.

"that's all" ...pfft! That's every man's dream and you toss it aside as if it were an ordinary handjob! Damn! I need to stop being conservative! [..zzZZzz..]

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mmmm...Butter & Wenchie....yeah, I'd like to be in that sammmich. [mwah hwah haa]
I'd pay a dollar to see that! And five more bucks to join in!

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How's this for a shocking sex confession:
I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married.
Hows that for wrong?

Good for you....harmless flirting is fine, as long as it doesn't lead to something more....there is too much of that in this world today!

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Originally posted by TK-069:

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mmmm...Butter & Wenchie....yeah, I'd like to be in that sammmich. [mwah hwah haa]
I'd pay a dollar to see that! And five more bucks to join in![/QB]
$20 and your in!!

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:

mmmm...Butter & Wenchie....yeah, I'd like to be in that sammmich.
[mwah hwah haa] [/QB]

Well, Stareena...we can make that a threesome!! [mwah hwah haa]
I would try it!!

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ill take a few of those!

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You're on Wenchie.....

...Oh Butter.....!!!

'Brandt can't watch though, or he'll have to pay $100.00'

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quote:
Originally posted by wenchofthelodge:
$20 and your in!!

Woohoo!

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quote:
Originally posted by Stareena:
You're on Wenchie.....

...Oh Butter.....!!!

'Brandt can't watch though, or he'll have to pay $100.00'

I'm just gonna find a cash machine.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
How's this for a shocking sex confession:
I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married.
Hows that for wrong?

More power to you, man. I actually don't think I'd be able to do that, at least not now.

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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
How's this for a shocking sex confession:
I have had sex with the same woman for the last 9 years. In the meantime young pretty girls at work flirt with me and proposition me and I turn them down because I am married.
Hows that for wrong?

They only flirt with you cause they know what a cool guy you are on the internet.

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It's true!

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quote:
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You're on Wenchie.....

...Oh Butter.....!!!

'Brandt can't watch though, or he'll have to pay $100.00'

What would a Canadian $20 get me???

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About two-tenths of a second.

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That's eternity for an android.

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Light Bondage, blindfolds and roleplaying are probably the only things I've done that are close to "debauchery"...

de·bauch·er·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-bôch-r)
1. Extreme indulgence in sensual pleasures; dissipation.

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But that will all change for you on Saturday won't it Bianca?? ... [biiiig grin]

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Oh, I don't know if I'll get into any of the "tie me up" stuff...but I do plan on having fun. :lol: [nyah hah]

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I once thought dirty dirty thoughts about LLance...?

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I'm just kidding...it was really about a white plastic suit...

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That makes a whole buncha sense!

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[biiiig grin]

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"Aren't you a little short for a Stormtrooper?"

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Did I ever tell you about my fascination with Stormtroopers... [humina humina]

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quote:
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I once thought dirty dirty thoughts about LLance...?

Hasn't everybody?

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quote:
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Originally posted by Stareena:
I once thought dirty dirty thoughts about LLance...?

Hasn't everybody?
No. [nyah hah]

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quote:
Originally posted by Bianca:
Did I ever tell you about my fascination with Stormtroopers... [humina humina]

Please do... :)

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