#42583
2002-11-30 11:02 AM
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#42584
2002-11-30 11:15 AM
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We'll worship you too.
Show us your boobies!!
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#42585
2002-11-30 11:52 AM
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That's what they all say...right before they turn away and go worship Pamala Anderson and the Twins! ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#42586
2002-11-30 11:59 AM
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Hiya Kenya. Been a while.
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#42587
2002-11-30 12:04 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
That's what they all say...right before they turn away and go worship Pamala Anderson and the Twins!
Sorry,but Pamela & her super fake boobies does nothing for me.I found her to be more attractive when she was on Home Improvement BEFORE her boob job.Now.... ![[gulp!]](gulp.gif)
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#42588
2002-11-30 2:08 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Hiya Kenya. Been a while.
!!!
Dave? ![[whaaaa!]](eek01.gif)
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#42589
2002-11-30 2:08 PM
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And just when was Miss Boobie Prize on Home Improvement?
[ 11-30-2002, 10:10 AM: Message edited by: Princess Koriand'r ]
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#42590
2002-11-30 2:57 PM
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First couple years of the show.....'91,'92?
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#42591
2002-12-01 4:54 AM
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she was on home improvement's tool time, the show within the show.
and she had breast implants then (tho not the same ones she does now)
and she's still rediculously hot.
but dearest princess, let that not sway you from removing your clothing. allan is wise beyond his years.
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#42592
2002-11-30 5:48 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
but dearest princess, let that not sway you from removing your clothing. allan is wise beyond his years.
Hey, I don' t strip for Non Star Trek fans! But if you dress up as Worf, you might have a shot of seeing a big, fat, juicy, hairy, armpit! :lol:
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#42593
2002-11-30 6:13 PM
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Rob sees Franta's & dresses up less.
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#42594
2002-11-30 9:33 PM
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Who is this, now? ![[izzat so?]](graemlins/zatso.gif)
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#42595
2002-11-30 9:45 PM
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Wuh?! ![[eh?]](images/icons/confused.gif)
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#42596
2002-11-30 11:50 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand:
Who is this, now?
The Princess Koriand'r with the 'r on the end of her name. ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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#42597
2002-12-01 1:13 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Hiya Kenya. Been a while.
!!!
Dave?
Verily. As you can see, rumours of my utter anihiliation in a debauched sex act involving Kali the Hindu Goddess of Destruction, a broomstick and a small closet were over-stated.
How've you been? Little ones well? I'm a dad myself, nowadays. Daughter is waking up and starting to grizzle which means I must fly...
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#42598
2002-12-01 5:25 AM
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Originally posted by Dave:Verily. As you can see, rumours of my utter anihiliation in a debauched sex act involving Kali the Hindu Goddess of Destruction, a broomstick and a small closet were over-stated.
How sad! I wanted to see how that worked out!
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Originally posted by Dave: How've you been? Little ones well?
I've been fine, going on a year of cancer free health and I couldn't be more excited about it. 4 more to go! The kids are great too. Kyrie' is 14 and Kiya is 10. Been hunting for specialty college prep highschools for Kyrie' because she want's to be, of all things, a Lawyer. Arent ya proud? :) Kiya has exploded and is still geekie as ever, busting 4.0 every quarter. All and all, the family is fine. Reason why I droped off the face of the earth for almost a year is a long story indeed. Email me and I might be enticed to tell you all the bloody, gory details.
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Originally posted by Dave: I'm a dad myself, nowadays. Daughter is waking up and starting to grizzle which means I must fly...
I heard! CONGRATS! Raising daughters are something else. Just wait till she gets to be a teenager, you'll start to wonder if they're better off hidden in some small third world country. Raising them tend to get a bit...much.
Kenya
[ 12-01-2002, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: Princess Koriand'r ]
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#42599
2002-12-01 5:36 AM
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that does it.
if i have a daughter, im sending'er to one of you two.
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#42600
2002-12-01 5:49 AM
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What have I ever do to you?!?
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#42601
2002-12-01 7:16 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
Kyrie' is 14 and Kiya is 10.
Kyrie. Kiya. Koriand'r. I detect a pattern here. I'm guessing the next will be.....Billy?
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#42602
2002-12-01 9:00 AM
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Not because of the Princess Koriand'r character. My name is Kenya and since I had them alone, I named them after me rather then their daddies.
Kenya
Kyrie'
Kapri
Kiya
Last name: KING.
See my method?
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#42603
2002-12-01 9:33 AM
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#42604
2002-12-01 10:27 AM
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I had three daughters. Nary a son in the bunch.
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#42605
2002-12-01 9:13 PM
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Your middle name doesn't by chance start with a K too, does it?
....just curious, as that would create a most terrible irony.....
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#42606
2002-12-02 6:00 AM
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God Forbid! Being a "Sista," I'm sure my mother took that in consideration when she named me, so no, my middle name is African--Miali.
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#42607
2002-12-02 6:37 AM
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I knew you were special. You are not like the others. The honkies, the oppressors. You are one of us. We are in the minority! Power to the people! Ah, who the hell am I kidding, I just want to be special. The Indo-association doesn't have brothas or sistas. We have smart computer geeks who have bad tastes in clothes and deodorant. But I am only half-Indian. Hmmm, maybe I should stick with the honkey thing. ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
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#42608
2002-12-02 6:46 AM
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I actually found out recently I may be part Asian. It seems that my great great-grandpappy may have had an Asian wife during the Railroad era.
It ain't much, but I'm still tryin' to be the first intercontinentally-bred human.
Europe, Africa, the Americas and now Asia all represented through me. C'mon Antartica!
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#42609
2002-12-02 1:36 PM
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Hey, America is nothing but a huge melting pot right? Thats why I fall out laughing when the racists start screaming about racial purity. How the hell do you manage that here? Funny, really funny.
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#42610
2002-12-02 3:14 PM
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listen...
if i come back here see more serious talk instead of women in various positions and their happily exposed boobies, there's going to be trouble.
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#42611
2002-12-03 3:25 AM
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#42612
2002-12-03 6:37 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
but dearest princess, let that not sway you from removing your clothing. allan is wise beyond his years.
Hey, I don' t strip for Non Star Trek fans! But if you dress up as Worf, you might have a shot of seeing a big, fat, juicy, hairy, armpit! :lol:
I was Quark one Halloween!!!!!
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#42613
2002-12-03 7:02 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
Hey, America is nothing but a huge melting pot right?
It's more of a huge fruit salad. Nobody really melts together.
Personally, I think we should take Jake Bullworth's advice. Let's just fuck each other until we're all the same color.
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#42614
2002-12-03 9:24 AM
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I see the wisdom in this "just fuck" part. Sir, you are wise!
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#42615
2002-12-03 1:58 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Princess Koriand'r:
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Originally posted by Dave:Verily. As you can see, rumours of my utter anihiliation in a debauched sex act involving Kali the Hindu Goddess of Destruction, a broomstick and a small closet were over-stated.
How sad! I wanted to see how that worked out!
Well, I'm still walking funny, put it that way.
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Originally posted by Dave: How've you been? Little ones well?
I've been fine, going on a year of cancer free health and I couldn't be more excited about it. 4 more to go! The kids are great too. Kyrie' is 14 and Kiya is 10. Been hunting for specialty college prep highschools for Kyrie' because she want's to be, of all things, a Lawyer. Arent ya proud? :) Kiya has exploded and is still geekie as ever, busting 4.0 every quarter. All and all, the family is fine. Reason why I droped off the face of the earth for almost a year is a long story indeed. Email me and I might be enticed to tell you all the bloody, gory details.
I'll drop you a line over the weekend. Very happy to hear about the absence of the big C. I like your daughters' names - I didn't know them.
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Originally posted by Dave: I'm a dad myself, nowadays. Daughter is waking up and starting to grizzle which means I must fly...
I heard! CONGRATS! Raising daughters are something else. Just wait till she gets to be a teenager, you'll start to wonder if they're better off hidden in some small third world country. Raising them tend to get a bit...much.
Kenya
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I'm in a large third world country, so that might do the trick.
I'm very proud of my daughter. As well as being cute as a button, she can spew, fart and shit right up there with her old man. Chip off the old block.
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#42616
2002-12-03 2:50 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by Dave:
Well, I'm still walking funny, put it that way.
Don't tell me...you was the one to actually give birth? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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Originally posted by Dave: How've you been? Little ones well?
I'll drop you a line over the weekend. Very happy to hear about the absence of the big C. I like your daughters' names - I didn't know them.[/qb][/quote]
Dave! You gotta be kidding! I told everyone my daughters names and what they mennt! Tisk Tisk. You memory is going bad, must have something to do with Ferrets.
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Originally posted by Dave: I'm in a large third world country, so that might do the trick.
*snapping fingers* Didn't fall for it huh?
[quot]Originally posted by Dave: I'm very proud of my daughter. As well as being cute as a button, she can spew, fart and shit right up there with her old man. Chip off the old block.[/QUOTE]
Babies are wonderful farters. The cute thing about that is no matter how often they do it, or how bad it smells, the parents always think its the most special of bad odors and that only they're baby can do it right!
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#42617
2002-12-03 11:30 PM
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Yes, my daughter's vile gaseous waste product truly is perfume. quote:
Dave! You gotta be kidding! I told everyone my daughters names and what they mennt! Tisk Tisk. You memory is going bad, must have something to do with Ferrets.
They've been eating at my brain for a few years now. I honestly don't remember.
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