Welcome to the post Rumble Havoc. I tell you, it's been one helluva weekend here in the Cheesedome.
Tonight, The Crotch and the #1 fan of the reigning champ, King Snarf Rules, go against Meeko and Penwing in an Intergender Tag match.
Marcum: I hear Penwing's picked out the perfect dress for it, too.
The mystery stipulation has just been announced. This is now a hair vs. hair match. The losing team will have their heads shaved completely bald in the very center of the ring.
Then, four men will enter the Hell in the Cell for a Hardcore bonanza. Weapons will be suspended from the cage for the participants to use.
Marcum: You're forgetting my favorite part. Since Spandex Monkey Man declared it a Triple Threat match with four men, the Doctor has ruled that in order to win, one of the men must pin SPAMM for the three count, OR SPAMM must pin either the Hulk, Two-Ton Tommy, or Darth to come out of this a winner. I love it!
Following that, Legbreakers 4 Hire will go against King Snarf and the newest memeber of the Bastardo Family, Joe Mama.
Marcum: I knew he'd wise up one day.
But first, it's Backwards7 faceing Charlie and PJP going against the ghost from Grimm's past, Balls Nasty.
