As the crowd waits for Charlie and backwards7 to make their way to the ring,we see KSR standing in one corner with mic in hand.
KSR:Before we ring the bell for our opening match,I have a special guest I want to bring out here right now...he's got a few words for Louie Bastardo and the rest of the Bastardo Family,as well as all the other RDCW superstars and the fans.He is,of course,none other than former RDCW I.C. champion and onetime charter Bastardo Family member Chris Oakley.
Huge pops from the crowd as Chris strides down the rampway wearing a Patriots cap and a "Louie Bastardo Sucks" T-shirt.He climbs in the ring and briefly pauses to acknowledge the crowd before taking KSR's first question.
KSR:Chris,your championship reign and association with the Bastardo Family both came to a dramatic end at the RDCW Rumble...your thoughts?
Chris:From the second I first hired Louie as my manager,I always held the Family's best interests at heart...yeah,I admit I might have been a little too quick to point fingers when the signs started cropping up that there was a traitor in the ranks,but I never even considered acting with anything less than 100% loyalty to the Family.And how does Louie reward my faithfulness?(brief pause)BY SELLING ME OUT TO THAT BACKSTABBING SON OF A BITCH JOE MAMA!!!
More huge pops.Chris has a look of almost psychotic fury on his face as he recalls how Louie turned on him at the Rumble.
KSR:Louie says he treated you like a son--
Chris:Yeah,well,that fat piece of shit's about to learn that when a father betrays a son,sooner or later the son makes him pay for it....in blood!!!(Crowd is now practically cheering at the top of their lungs)I've hired a new manager,one I know I can trust to watch my back--I won't tell you who they are yet,but I will say that they're just as pissed off as I am about what Louie's done to me!
KSR:You sound really angry...
Chris:"Angry" doesn't begin to cover it.I'm not going to rest until I've destroyed Louie,Joe Mama,and the rest of the Bastardo scumbags!(Looks around the stands)I'm going to pledge to everybody here in the Cheesedome tonight that from now on,I'll make it my personal mission to wipe the Bastardo Family out once and for all...and if any of the other RDCW superstars want to join me,I'll be happy to have them on board.
More pops.Chris takes off his cap and wipes the sweat off his forehead before KSR's next question.
KSR:Does this mean you're issuing a challenge to the Bastardo Family?
Chris(giving a wicked Mick Foley-esque grin):Damn right it does,KSR,and not just any challenge either--I'm demanding that Louie Bastardo face me on next week's Havoc in....
Dramatic pause
Chris:...a steel cage match.
Standing ovation erupts;crowd starts chanting "CKO!CKO!"
Chris:And that's not all...I want a stipulation included that if I win the cage match,I get an automatic title shot against Joe Mama at No Way Out Of The Closet!
KSR starts to ask another question,but Chris motions both him and the fans for silence.
Chris:PenWing,I'm still a little annoyed at you for eliminating me from the Rumble match,but you and I can settle our problems another day;right now it's more important to rid RDCW of the cancer that is the Bastardo Family.And to Nuriko and Los Monstros Azules,all I can say is:I hope you guys find the courage to break free of that turncoat Louie Bastardo soon.James Fantastic,since you were kicked out of the Family too,you know what I'm going through right now,so I'm counting on you to step up and help me avenge the wrong Louie did to both of us.And Snarf...God help you if get in my way,because once I get finished kicking Louie's and Joe's asses,yours is next,bitch!
KSR:And so begins the next chapter of Chris Oakley's career in RDCW!
Chris high-fives a group of fans wearing PenWing and Meeko T-shirts as he leaves the ring area and heads back to the locker room;camera then fades to Nuriko's dressing room,where she's putting the finishing touches on her makeup before heading out to do her own in-ring promo.
Last edited by Chris Oakley; 2005-02-11 1:09 AM.
