It's a strangely familiar sight, as Notwedge walks down to the ring with no entrance music. What IS strange, is how serious he looks. He's wearing a leather jacket and he has on sunglasses instead of his usual cheap dollar store mask. He climbs into the ring with a microphone already in his hand.*

Nw: There are probably some of you who think I should be proud of myself. There I was, with some of the best the RDCW had to offer. I had a price on my head, people gunning for me from all sides and I was still one of the last four people left. In spite of all that Johnny Evil tried to I held my own against the best of the best. So yeah, there are probably some of you who think I should be proud. Well, I have something to say to the people who think that...

*Nw bows his head down and starts to unzip his jacket.*

...YOU'RE ABSO-FREAKIN'-LUTELY RIGHT!

*NW takes off the jacket, revealing he's wearing an open Hawaiian shirt and a T-Shirt that says "I'M #4" on it. The crowd goes crazy as the song "Hot Hot Hot" plays over the speakers and scantily clad women run down to the ring area with air cannons which they use to shoot "I'M #4" t-shirts into the crowd. Conga lines made up entirely of monkeys move through the crowd as baloons and confetti fall from the rafters.*

NW: I am feeling so damn good right now, I'd like to extend a special invitation to all the tag teams out there, there's going to be a special Tag Team Mini Rumble next week. I don't care if you're a long time team, a recent team. Hell, you could be any two people who happen to be hearing this together. Just say you want to be in it and, boom, you're in it. I want everyone to have the same chance at the Tag Team titles that I had at the world title. only, without the evil guy putting a price on your head. Oh, and by "the same" I mean me and Cap are going to be in it too, and if one of us wins, we choose our opponents for No Way Out of the Closet. Next week, all the entrants will have special "lottery" matches. The winners will have a better chance at one of the later spots in the Mini Rumble. So, just let it be known that you want in, and you'll get hooked up with a match next week. Until then, PARTY ON DUDES!

*The party keeps going as the show goes to commercial.*