*King Snarf enters the Bastardo locker room, where Louie and Joe Mama are discussing strategy for the upcoming tag match*
Louie: Champ! How are you?
King Snarf: Louie, we got to talk.
Louie: Sure!
KS: How could you not tell me you firing Chris and everybody? Shouldn't I have been consulted?
Louie: Well...
KS: Besides? Firing? I would've given them a stern lecture. That'd learn 'em!
Louie: Stern..?
KS: Never underestimate the power of a stern finger-wagging. And another thing, what's HE doing here? *King Snarf shoots a glance at Joe*
Louie: What about him?
KS: He's up to no good! Might I remind you he hit me with a car?
Louie: Well, one could argue otherwise. After all, after he hit both you and TK-069, you both became Big Cheese Champs!
KS: Well, why don't we have him hit YOU with a car? Then you can be Champ.
Louie: *Louie ponders this for a second* Noo! I'm an idea man!
KS: And it's not just the car. He's very rude and short-tempered, he's always hitting people with various blunt instruments, and HE HIT ME WITH A FRIGGIN CAR!! Oh, by the way Joe, this is for you. *Hands Joe a piece of paper*
Joe: What's this?
KS: A bill. Hospital stays, psychiatric visits to get over my fear of El Caminos; I expect to be fully reimbursed now that we're both Bastardos. I certainly don't want to involve lawyers in this...
Louie: Champ! Be reasonable. You can't expect Joe to pay you-
KS: As my manager, you get 25% of whatever I get from Joe.
Louie: ... Joe, he's got a point. You did hit him with a car....
KS: And another thing, he doesn't exactly play well with others. He was kicked out of the RwO, he turned on PenWing and Sammitch... How do we know he won't turn on us?
Louie: I'll tell you how. I gave him a "Welcome to the Bastardo Family" gift basket from hickory farms! You remember the one I gave you right?
KS: Yeah! That was great! With the beef stick and the little strawberry candies?
Louie: That's right! Oakley didn't get a gift basket, Fantastic didn't get a gift basket!
KS: That WAS a nice basket...
Louie: Look, champ, I'm not asking you to like Joe, I'm just asking you to get along.
KS: Alright, Louie. For you, and for Hickory Farms. *To Joe* Alright, but I've got my eye on you! And if you think I'm giving you a Valentine's Day cookie bouquet like I am Louie and Grace, then you've got another thing coming! I'll see you in the ring! *With that, King Snarf makes a dramatic exit!*
