As the crowd thinks upon Joe's statement, Action blasts out over the speakers. Smoke Bombs are set off along the ramp, and Fantastic enters, clad in a new outfit and carrying a natty electric guitar, which he plays along to his entrance music. He sets the guitar down against a turnbuckle, vaults into the ring and picks up a microphone

JF: It would be safe to say that Rumble was not the best event of my life. I was defeated by Son Of Mxy, and dunked in a bath full of cum, which among other things ruined my outfit.

there is some laughter at this remark

JF: I was also fired from the Bastardo family after Louie betrayed Chris Oakley, a good friend of mine. If I'd known Louie was gonna do that, Chris, I'd have been down there kicking the bejeebers out of the fat git.

Scattered cheers are heard among the crowds

JF: I hope you're listening, Louie and your little cronies Joe Mama and Snarf, cos I've got something to say. Like Chris, I've got me a new manager, one that's gonna help me in my new objective: To get the Intercuntinental championship the hell away from the Bastardo family!

There are more Cheers from the crowd, which Fantastic acknowledges modestly.

JF: Right now, however, there are other matters to be dealt with. I'd like to announce that myself anf Chris will be enterign Notwedge's tag team mini-rumble. Such an innovative match deserves real class, and I'm hoping me and Chris can add some to the proceedings

There is some applause and cheering from the crowd

JF: Also, I'd like to challenge Penwing to a match for his hardcore title. Make no mistake, Penwing, I respect you as a wrestler and a good man, but hey, when you beat the snot out of Snarf at Robblemania you'll only be able to wear one belt!

There is laughter from the crowd. Fantastic bows modestly, and waits for Penwing's response...