*Rock And Roll Part 2 blasts over the speakers as PenWing walks onto the stage, Sherwood in his left hand, a mic in his right, and the Hardcore Porn belt around his waist. He's wearing a black Cam Neely Boston Bruins jersey, black pants with a thick gold ring around his knees, and his gray "Nike" skate-like boots.**The crowd is singing with the song.**PenWing raises his Sherwood high, and the crowd roars. The music stops.*PW: James, I'll admit this: You've got balls.
(Laughter from the crowd)PW: But James, what makes you think you deserve a title shot over the former Hardcore Champion, and the man I pinned to get my title back, Wednesday?
(The crowd cheers)PW: In fact, what makes you think I should give you a title shot over another newcomer to the RDCW, Charlie? And then there are all of the other veterans in the back, too many to list, who would love a shot at this belt.
PW: So I've come up with a solution. After talking with The Doctor, there will be a number one contenders match next week for the Hardcore Porn division. Five wrestlers will be invited to compete in this match. The Doctor will be naming two of the participants. The other three will be Wednesday, Charlie, and yes, you, James Fantastic.
*Fantastic Smiles*PW: I wouldn't smile too quickly, James. I haven't told you what kind of match this will be.
*Fantastic mouths that it doesn't matter, he'll win anyway.*PW: We're going to have a Table Royal. Five will wrestlers enter the ring, and four tables will be set up outside of the ring. The only way to eliminate a competitor will be to send him through a table from inside the ring. No additional tables will be set up, and each table will have to broken with a different body.
*Fantastic is no longer smiling.*PW: What did you expect James? This is what hardcore is all about! But, to be fair, I'll give you a reason to smile. The winner of the Table Royal will get to name the type of match we will have at No Way Out of the Closet.
*Fantastic is smiling again.*PW: Oh, and one more thing. After speaking with Captain Sammitch, we have decided that we will also be entering the Tag Team Mini Rumble. And James, we'll be gunning for you.
*Rock And Roll Part 2 starts up again as PenWing drops the mic unhooks his title belt and holds it up along with his Sherwood. The crowd roars.*Monroe: Next week's Havoc will be amazing! A Table Royal to decide the number one contender in the Hardcore Porn Division!
Marcum: Yes, but I wonder who the other two competitors will be! You know The Doctor has something up his sleave here!
Monroe: Does it really matter? I'm starting to believe that this young man, James Fantastic, just might win it.
Marcum: He'll probably have to survive a tag match first.
Monroe: You're doubting Fantastic?
Marcum: Louie wouldn't have fired him if he wouldn't have doubted his abilities!
Monroe: Well, I, for one, doubt Louie's abilities. We'll be right back, folks!
