After a commercial break, we come back to see Charlie standing in the ring. Instead of his usual attire, he wears smart clothing and a tie. He raises a microphone to his lips, and speaks
Charlie: So, the Hardcore title is up for grabs? Well, lucky me then!
Several of the crowd take up a chant of FANTASTIC!
Charlie: Yeah, yeah. You can forget about that bum, with his fancy new outfit and his new manager. I got me one of those too!
the crowd fall silent, surprised at this news
Charlie: After my defeat at Rumble, I was approached by a man looking to set himself up with men to take out Mr. Bastard and all his little cronies!
more silence. The crowd aren't sure if this is a good or bad thing
Charlie: This man is ten times the man that Louie Bastardo could ever hope to be! And I'm not the only man to realise this. May I introduce my fellow team-mates and wiseguys, Howlerama!
Howlerama come down the ramp to Howler's entrance music, pausing only for Highwayman to openly sneer at the crowd and for Howler to headbutt a fan wearing one of Notwedge's 'I'm Number 4!' t-shirts. The pair make their way to the ring, and Howler takes Charlie's microphone to him
Howler: Since we arrived in RDCW, we have lost every match we competed in. Naurally, we got pissed off about this. Losing to two-bit jobbers like the Legbreakerers and those fags Jackson and Klinton should not happen to men of our stature!
The crowd boos at Howler's arrogance, but He ignores them whilst Highwayman gets out of the ring and threatens a pair of fans brandishing a large 'Sammitch Slam!' banner
Howler: So, we signed on with a new manager, a man of genuine wit and taste. And we're not sorry to say that not only will Fantastic be losing his chance at the Hardcore porn title, we'll be beating the crap out of him and Chris Oafley in the tag team mini-rumble! Yeah, that's right, you losers, we'll be taking that title off Notwedge and Captain of Outer Space!
The crowd chants NOTWEDGE! and FANTASTIC! and the trio in the ring look annoyed. However, Highwayman raises the microphone to his lips, still sneering
Highwayman: Maybe if you chant loud enough you'll wake Notwedge up from his afternoon nap!
Howler and Charlie laugh at Highwayman's remark, and Highwayman returns the mic to Howler
Howler: Time to quiet down, scuzballs! I'd like to take the chance to introduce our manager, and the classiest man in the RDCW, Mr. Bill 'Slick Willie' Williams!
