KSR: I'm standing back stage with the Dark Lord, Darth. Darth, tonight you find yourself in a Tripple Threat Hell in a Cell match against The Hulk, Two-Ton Tommy, and Spandex Monkey Man, who not only eliminated you in the Battle Royal before the Rumble, but also may have caused your elimination from the Rumble itself. How will you be approaching this match tonight.
(Camera pans up to Darth's hooded face)
Darth: Toniiiiiiighttttt, the little monkey man will feel the true power of the dark siiiiiiiiiiide.
(Darth backs up into the shadows and disappears, leaving King Snarf Rules looking very uneasy.)
