The lights in the CheesDome go down, as the Cheese-O-Tron flickers to life. A video begins to play as a deep, gravelly voiceover is heard. . .
There comes a time in everyone’s life when there’s no more room to run. . .
*Shot of Chris Oakley in the ring with a microphone. “There is a traitor in the Bastardo Family! And that traitor is. . .King Snarf!”
A time when lines are drawn. . .
*Shot of Louie Bastardo in the ring, ranting. “Are you the Bastardo Family? Or are you a bunch of jobbers?”
A time when decisions are made. . .
*Shot of Oakley crawling towards the ropes during the Fenway Park match. Scene cuts into slow motion as Louie Bastardo slowly brings the giant trophy down on Oakley’s
head. “What has Louie Bastardo done to his wrestler???”
and a time when alliances are shattered.
*Shot of Joe Mama and Louie in the ring, Louie speaking. “Chris, James, and anyone who wants to side with them in all of this. . .YOU’RE FIRED!!!”
For warriors such as this. . .
*Shot of PenWing holding the Crotch up against the wall, as Meeko looks on. “You sick bastard! What do you think you’re doing?!”
in times like these. . .
*Shot of Grace standing over Nuriko, screaming into a microphone. “Did you think you could get away with trashing me, bitch??!”
There is a time to stand up. . .
*Shot of Grimm confronting Balls Nasty on the rampway. “You’re living in the past! You’re living in 1992!”
and a time to fight.
*Shot of the last ten men brawling in the Rumble. “It’s chaos! It’s a car wreck with human bodies!”
When your back is against the wall. . .
*Shot of Howler from earlier in the night: “Losing to two-bit jobbers should not happen to men of our stature!”
When ghosts from the past return to haunt us. . .
*Shot of Balls Nasty, walking back up the ramp after eliminating himself from the Rumble.
“I told you, Grimmonowski, it’s gonna be on my terms!”
When evil hounds our every move. . .
*Scene of Johnny Evil on the Cheese-O-Tron screaming. “$10,000 to the man who eliminates Notwedge from the Rumble!”
When there is nowhere left to run. . .
*Shot of Nuriko earlier in the night, slashing her samurai sword and screaming: “I’M GOING TO KILL YOUR LYING, BACKSTABBING ASS, YOU BITCH!!!”
When there is no way to escape. . .
*Shot of King Snarf in the locker room yelling: “HE HIT ME WITH A FRIGGIN’CAR!!!”
When there is. . .
NO WAY OUT OF THE CLOSET!!!!
RDCW presents No Way Out of the Closet Feb. 2005 on pay per view!
The fans in the CheeseDome erupt as the trailer ends and the lights come back on. . .
