Pinball Wizard comes blasting out of the speakers, and Spandex Monkey Man, accompanied by a slightly teary Rosalita. The crowd cheers him on, and he stops along the way to sign autographs. He steps into the ring, holds the ropes open for Roaslita to get in, and speaks
SMM: This week has seen the rise of further evil in the RDCW. Big Business have arrived, and Joe Mama has betrayed the forces of good to join the Bastardo Family. Added to this, Johnny Evil is continuing his campaign against Nowtedge. Well...looks like I'll be here a while!
there is laughter and cheers from the crowd
SMM: Now, doubtless there are some of you who will say that tonight I am doomed when I step into the cell with Hulk, Darth and Two-Ton Tommy later tonight. Certainly, Rosalita has been in a state of considerable distress over this turn of events
We see Rosalita say something to Spandex Monkey Man. We can't hear, but it's plain from her expression that she's pleading with him to not go into the cell. Spandex is understanding, but ignores her
SMM: No, Rosalita, I must do this! It's my duty, and besides, it's only three men!
More cheers, though Rosalita is plainly not calmed by these words
SMM: And, to prove that I'll be here next week, I'm entering the Tag Team rumble next week!
Marcum: How is he supposed to do that! Spandex Monkey Man doesn't have a tag partner!
Monroe: I really hate to agree with you, Marcum, but you're right. Maybe he's gonna tag with Rosalita?
SMM: Now, I'd like to introduce you to my partner! He's a new wrestler in these parts, so be sure to treat him with respect!
Spandex lower the mic, and waits
