*In the backstage area, King Snarf Rules is interviewing the NEW Bastardo Family.
KSR: "Louie, what are you doing to get these men ready for their match against the Legbreakererses?"
"Well, you see, I don't have to do much to get these men ready. Look at them! You have King Snarf, the greatest RDCW World Champ ever!"
*Snarf stoically raises his head up, while presenting the belt.
"And then you have Joe Mama, the two-time IC Champ!"
*JM pats the belt on his shoulder while holding up two fingers.
"So to answer your question, I don't have to do much to get these men ready. My role in this instance is to facilitate communication between them during their match, so they can concentrate on annihilating their opponets. Grace here. . ."
*Grace walks up and opens up her laptop computer.
"Has compiled a list of information on every competitor in the RDCW. Strengths, weaknesses, history. All of it! All at our fingertips."
KSR: "What about what we just saw from Los Monstrous Azules and their possible new manager?"
"Let me tell you something about Los Blue Man Group. I brought them into the Family on the recommendation of a certain former member who assured me they would be able to get the job done. Well, they not only didn't get the job done, they failed miserably! So Los Blue Men, I want you to know, I've been looking into your past. . .and I've come up with a little. . .or should I say a BIG surprise for you two morons."
KSR: "Wow! What about the challenge from Chris Oakley earlier tonight for you to face him one on one in a steel cage match?"
*Laughs. "He wants to face me in a steel cage??? Sure. . .I'll face him in the cage. . .but only with the stipulation that Chris Oakley must have both hands tied behind his back!!!"
KSR: "One last thing, what about "Slick" Bill Williams and his promise to run the Bastardo Family out of business?"
"The only thing "Slick Willie" knows how to run out of business is a Texas oil company! He likes to present himself as a self made man, but the truth is he's a trust fund baby with no practical real world experience. Willie, you want to pit your boys against the Bastardos, you're gonna put them into a world of hurt. Let's go, boys, we've got a match."
KSR: "There you heard it, straight from Louie himself! Back to you Mouth!"
