PenWing/Meeko vs. The Crotch/King Snarf Rules - Hair vs. Hair Intergender Tag Match
The Crotch and King Snarf Rules are already in the ring when "Strike It Up" plays over the loudspeakers. Meeko, holding the Women's Boobie Belt, and PenWing, holding a Sherwood and the Hardcore Porn Belt, make there way to the ring. PenWing holds the ropes for Meeko, but as soon as she gets in, The Crotch runs up to her, grabbing her arm and Irish Whipping her into the corner. At the same time, KSR runs into PenWing, knocking him off the ring apron and onto the floor. Snarf quickly goes to his corner, and the ref singals for the bell.
The Crotch delivers some chops to Meeko, yelling at her that she's had this coming for some time. He then climbs up to diliver some punches to her head. PenWing tries to enter the ring, distracting the ref while Meeko delivers a low blow to The Crotch and pushes him to the mat.
Marcum: She can't do that!
Monroe: She can, and she did!
Meeko takes a moment to recover, as The Crotch slowly gets back to his feet. Meeko slaps The Crotch across the face. The Crotch says something to her. Meeko wraps her arms around him and delivers a belly-to-belly Meeko-Plex. She then switches positions, and delivers a series of belly-to-back Meeko-Plexes. As she goes for the cover, KSR jumps into the ring. Before he can get to Meeko, PenWing climbs the ropes in the corner and leaps across the ring to deliver a flying spear. Realizing that she can't get the pin, Meeko grabs The Crotch's legs for a Meeko-Lock, as PenWing puts KSR into the Sharpshooter. The Crotch and KSR simultaniously tap out, and the ref calls the match.
Monroe: It's over! The Crotch and KSR will have their heads shaved!
Marcum: That's fucked up! That ain't right!
Monroe: If The Doctor says it's right, then it's right!
As "Strike It Up" starts up again, two barber's chairs are brought out into the ring area. King Snarf Rules and The Crotch go pale in horror when they remember what's in store for them and actually try to escape, only to be grabbed by PenWing, Meeko, and members of Security. They are physically dragged to the chairs, forced to sit, and then are strapped in. King Snarf Rules is visibly pissed off, but is also the calmer of the two - he allows himself to be shaved by one of the barbers while The Crotch contines to struggle and scream at his barber, his opponents, and the crowd. Finally, both interviewers are shaved bald. Talcum powder is applied and the pair are set free. King Snarf Rules tries to maintain his dignity, choosing to ignore the taunts of the crowd. The Crotch, on the other hand, is trying to cover his head as he bolts up the ramp amis the laughter of the crowd.
