Legbreakers 4 Hire vs Joe Mama & King Snarf
The RDCW's mercenaries were already in the ring when "Faded" blasted over the speakers. As the crowd booed, King Snarf and Joe Mama made their way to the ring with Louie Bastardo and Grace between them. The Bastardo Family entered the ring and paused to give the Legbreakers a mocking glare before moving to their corner. Louie shouted instructions to the former enemies, then left the ring to stand with Grace, a concerned look pasted on his face. The two champions continued their discussion, then King Snarf stepped out of the ring and Joe Mama started the match against Stupid Dogg.
Monroe: It looks like there's some tension in the Bastardo Family, Marcum!
Madman: No way, Monroe! Louie was just going over strategy with this new tag team! They're on the same page...
Monroe: Judging by the look on Louie Bastardo's face, that may not be the case!
Joe Mama took the early advantage, throwing several closed fists at Stupid Dogg's head. The ref immediately got involved, warning Joe Mama that his actions would cost him the match for his team. Joe patted the ref on the shoulder and then, seeing Stupid Dogg trying to get to his corner, chop blocked the back of his opponent's knees. Joe dragged the fallen Legbreaker to his corner and tagged King Snarf in.
King Snarf continued the punishment, using boots to the gut and chops to press the advantage. He executed a Bastard Bomb for a pin, but Winged Creature was able to break it up. As the ref moved the Legbreaker back to his corner, Joe Mama entered the ring and the pair started to bludgeon Stupid Dogg. The ref turned in time to see the double-team and yelled to Joe Mama to get out of the bring. But, before the ref could force him back to his corner, Joe Mama rolled out of the ring.
Madman: See, Monroe? Good double-team, and Joe Mama had the sens eto get out of the ring before the ref could be distracted further. Winged Creature has no chance to get involved!
Monroe: A good strategy, I'll admit. But who gets the glory associated with the pin?
As King Snarf continued to beat on Stupid Dogg, Joe Mama ran around the ring, conferred quickly with Louie, and ran to the Legbreakers' corner. Louie jumped to the ring apron to distract the ref as Joe Mama pulled Winged Creature off the ring apron and onto the floor. As Joe Mama and Winged Creature traded blows, Louie went back to the floor and King Snarf continued to press the advantage. A low blow set Winged Creature up for an East Coast Hammer on the ramp. King Snarf executed a Wildsault. Joe Mama locked Winged Creature in a Torture Rack and carried him to ringside as King Snarf locked in his devastating headlock. From the outside, Joe screamed to his partner, "Pick up his head! Let him see his partner" King Snarf adjusted the headlock as both Legbreajers tapped out.
"When It All Goes Wrong Again" started up as Joe Mama re-entered the ring. King Snarf threw Stupid Dogg out of the ring as Louie ran into the ring, mic in hand. The two champions stood facing each other as the ref raised their hands in victory. Then Joe Mama stuck his right hand out to be shaken. King Snarf paused to consider it, then took the hand, saying something as he did so. Then, as the pair spoke to Grace, Louie addressed the crowd.
Louie: You see what happens when two great wrestlers put aside their differences and work towards a common goal? You see how dominant two great wrestlers can be when they set aside their egos and listen to their manager? Were you paying attention, James? Are you taking notes, Chris? This could have been you! You could be sharing in the celebration! But you didn't want to listen and now you, and your loser friends, are left behind! Run to that Trust Fund Baby, "Shit Willie", or accept life as a jobber! Leave the titles to true excellence!
King Snarf and Joe Mama turn, talking to each other and nodding. Joe Mama takes the mic.
JM: There are a few people out there who have chosen to shoot their mouths off about the Bastardo Family! It seems that Jim-Bob Flame-boy thinks he's bigger than the Bastardos! And Spandex Monkey Man decided to throw my name out there, hoping to cash in on my name to further his own career! You guys run your mouths and think that there'll be no consequences! And we know that someone had to hire the Legbreakers to try to take us out - they're not smart enough to act on their own! So it seems like we've gotta go and teach you nobodies that you don't step to the Bastardo Family!
He hands the mic to King Snarf...
King Snarf: We figure, since the current champs want to give away the belts and so many of you want to get schooled so bad, we'll make everyone happy! Next week, my partner and I will be entering the Tag Team Tournament! Get ready, chumps, 'cause we're looking to hurt a LOT of people!!!
King Snarf slams the mic onto the mat and the Bastardo Family leaves the ring, laughing to each other the whole way.
Monroe: Big words from the Bastardos! But can they execute their plan and win the Tag Titles?
Madman: They don't care about the belts! They just want to slap around everyone who said something about them! I wouldn't want to be Spandex Monkey Man or a former Bastardo right about now!
Camera fades as the Bastardo Family leaves the ring area...
