Gene Snitsky vs Shatista vs Randy Orton vs Heidenreich vs JR vs Lawler vs Goldberg in an "Everyone dies in a big explosion" match!
Torrie vs Stacy vs Lita vs Trish in a "Nekkid diva dildo up the arse" match!
Jericho & Benoit vs JBL & HHH in a "Most talented team gets a heavyweight belt each" match.
Big Show vs Rikishi vs Viscera in a "Locked in a room for six weeks with no food" match!
Molly Holly vs Gail Kim vs Sunny vs Kat in a "Nekkid all lesbian lick my clit" match!
Kevin Nash vs Scott Steiner in a "First to move a single step without injuring themselves" match!
Crash Holly vs Scott Hall in a "Drink yourself to death" match (Crash wins by default)
Edge vs The Edge in a "Beat an overated Irish twat round the head with his own guitar" match!
Main event,a 30 woman all nekkid royal rumble match featuring any woman 30 attractive woman wrestlers currently in wrestling with nekkid special referee,Stephanie McMahon!
