RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Sports and Wrestling Ideal Wrestling Event

Simple really. What would your ideal wrestling show (name unimportant) be, if you had the opportunity to use any wrestler currently fighting in the WWE franchise, on either show? Starting with the opening match and going through to the main event, I'd have:

Ric Flair vs. Shawn Michaels in a regular match. These two are probably among my favourite wrestlers to date. My ideal result would be: After a cut and thrust match of truly epic proportions involving Triple H getting Sweet Chin Music'd and Batista getting beating to a bloody pulp, Michaels nails Flair with the Sweet Chin Music for a pin and victory.

Trish vs. Stacy vs. Christy vs. Torrie vs. Dawn Marie in a five-way bras and panties match Five hot girls in one ring ripping each other clothes off. What's not to love? Ideal result: Torrie wins after all six other get stripped down to next to nothing, and in a melee Trish's bra gets ripped off (Yeah, I'm a perv, so what?)

Undertaker vs. Kane in a Hell in a Cell match Put tow behemoths with lousy tempers in the most dangerous match in the world, then watch them fight it out. Ideal Result for me would be Undertaker kicks out of the Chokeslam before Last Ride'ing Kane out of the ring, giving him a permanent injury and allowing Lita to go back to Matt Hardy where she belongs. Plus, Paul Bearer comes back and Undertaker and Kane beat the shit out of him for being a fat git.

Dudleys vs. Eugene, Tajiri and William Regal in a tornado Tag Table match Lots of good Old fashioned brawling, involving D-Von getting Buzzsaw kicked a lot and Spike doing the Dudley Dogg to absolutely everyone. Eventually, after a hard-fought and exciting match, Bubba Rey yells 'D-Von! Get the table' and they 3D Tajiri through it. Unless it's in Japan, in which case Tajiri reverses the irish whip and him and Eugene 3d Bubba through the table.

Booker T, Triple H, JBL, Chris Jericho, Rob Van Dam and Steven Richards in an elimination chamber match Six dudes, all of which are waaay cool, put in one ring and told to beat the crap out of each other. Fave result would be Van Dam scoring the Five Star Frog Splash on Triple H to win after Jericho and Richards combine to humilate JBL, and Booker T attempting to Book End Van Dam but getting Pedigree'd

This would be more like a PPV, but what the hell, the point is that the shows leading up to this would be worth watching.

Kurt Angle vs. Shawn Michaels - submission match
- I'd want Michaels to win, but what I really want is just to see this feud develop over the weeks, into this match.

Chris Benoit vs. Chris Jericho - pink slip match
- I don't care who wins, and neither wrestler has to slip into his crappy heel persona. They can both act as the face, because they can both think they are right. They can also kick the crap out of each other every week for a month, leading up to this match, because they both are at their best when they hate each other, not when they are friends. It's just a good feud leading up to a good match, which, of course, has a bullshit consequence that the loser will find a way out of.

Eddie Gueraro vs. Rob Van Damn vs. Booker T - ladder match for the IC Title
- It doesn't matter who the face/heel/whatever is. These guys are rivals, and they are all damn good wrestlers. Plus, they all have their own style. This would have some great build up, and it would be a great match.

Randy Orton vs. Batista vs. John Cena - hell in a cell - losers become the winner's servants for a month
- Pit the young guys against each other. Each has his own following, I think, so the crowd would be split. I'll admit it would probably be most amuzing if Cena were to win, but I don't think Orton would be a bad winner, either.

Lita vs. Trish vs. Molly Holly - for the Womens Title
- The only women who can wrestle, and the have a long history. This would be a good match.

HHH vs. The Undertaker - casket match for the World Heavywieght Title

- HHH, the defending champ. The Undertaker, looking to once again achieve greatness. At least a month, probably more, of the Undertaker scaring the crap out of HHH. HHH claiming to not be scared of the casket, or of the Undertaker, and yet always holding onto his sledgehammer. Rick Flair, assuring the champ that he'll win the match. Kane, just hanging around in the back ground, will he help his brother, or will he help HHH? Flair, trying to get Kane to help HHH. There is so much potential for a great month or two of buildup for this match, which would not be a let down.

Here's my list....

6-Man TLC Match for the Cruiserweight Title
Rey Mysterio vs. Paul London vs. Steven Richards vs. The Hurricane vs. Chavo Guerrero vs. Akio

Chris Jericho vs. Chris Benoit- Hell in a Cell

Eddie Guerrero vs. Shawn Michaels

Triple H vs. John Cena

Gene Snitsky vs Shatista vs Randy Orton vs Heidenreich vs JR vs Lawler vs Goldberg in an "Everyone dies in a big explosion" match!

Torrie vs Stacy vs Lita vs Trish in a "Nekkid diva dildo up the arse" match!

Jericho & Benoit vs JBL & HHH in a "Most talented team gets a heavyweight belt each" match.

Big Show vs Rikishi vs Viscera in a "Locked in a room for six weeks with no food" match!

Molly Holly vs Gail Kim vs Sunny vs Kat in a "Nekkid all lesbian lick my clit" match!

Kevin Nash vs Scott Steiner in a "First to move a single step without injuring themselves" match!

Crash Holly vs Scott Hall in a "Drink yourself to death" match (Crash wins by default)

Edge vs The Edge in a "Beat an overated Irish twat round the head with his own guitar" match!

Main event,a 30 woman all nekkid royal rumble match featuring any woman 30 attractive woman wrestlers currently in wrestling with nekkid special referee,Stephanie McMahon!

What?

That was harsh.

I've updated mine.

Samoa Joe vs. Chris Benoit- Ultimate Submission Match
A.J. Styles vs. Chris Jericho vs. RVD vs. Petey Williams- Four Way Ladder Match
Undertaker vs. Sting
Christopher Daniels vs. Rey Mysterio

Eddie Guerrero vs Rey Mysterio in a "Loser recieves custody of Dominick match"

Oh snap!