I realize that calling you perverts "Men" is stretching things a bit, but seeing as all I have to work with is you, I'll just make the best of it.

So here's my question, despite how totally sexist it sounds: What really appeals to you men about a woman?

The Physical? Nice D Cups, Killer Ass, Nice Legs, Long Hair, Eye Color, Someone that shuts the fuck up and lets you pleasure her? What?

The Mental? Smart? Witty? Funny? Short yellow school bus sitting in front of the screendoor wearing a apron and missmatched socks "special?" What?

The Spiritual? Buddhist? Loves the Lord? Someone crazy and smart enought to start a Cult?

Or is it a mixture of all three? What is that one thing you can't live without in a woman/girlfriend/mate/wife/fuck buddy?

Discuss: