I like a girl with a nice face. By that I don't mean a supermodel face, just one that isn't full of attitude. A lot of good looking girls walk around with an expression of distaste for everyone and everything around them. (I tell 'em to go to Hell and to lighten up. That's why people don't like them. You know. A public service message type thing. I do it because I care.) I just want a girl who doesn't think she's better than anyone else.
A sense of humor is a must for me. There have been plenty a pretty girl that I've wound up ignoring because they can't take a joke. I can't take everything too seriously or else I'll go insane in the membrane. I need a girl who can help keep me sane.
A brain is required also. I need a girl who can think. She doesn't have to have the same political or religious beliefs as me, but she does need to have a damn good reason for believing them. Case in point: My old roommate dated this pretty cute chick who was a Democrat. She even participated in the local campaign for Gore back in '00. Most of my political leanings are towards the conservative (but not a Republican by a long shot), so I thought it would be interesting to get a discussion or two going. Man, was that the wrong idea. She was just a mindless drone who did whatever the Democratic Party told her. She knew nothing of the issues. At one point in one conversation, while I was trying to lay out some cold, hard facts, her actual response was (and I quote verbatim), "I don't want to know the facts. The facts won't change my mind." Needless to say, I never even spoke to her again. To quote my good buddy Jack Wolf, "Stupid bitches get off here."
Oh, and a nice rack is always a plus. I really don't care about the size, as long as they's nice. To quote the great philosopher and shoe salesman, Al Bundy, "Big 'uns. Little 'uns. Round 'uns."
