Not offended, brother. Very amusing.

You asked for it...

"Dear Lord couldn't you just grab that?"

"You think he noticed I was staring at his @$$?"

"Wow...he must work out."

"That @$$ of his...it's such a pleasent shape."

"Ugh...if we go to the gym, we'll see lots of hot guys...but we won't be fit enough for them. Jackie, what's that butt exercise you do?"

"Hey Jackie, there's one of those Mediterriana boys you like..."

[This one made me roll over and laugh] "Jackie, that guy on the bus was looking at your butt...and he looked like he was enjoying it."

"Come on, what's there not to like? Nice hair, nice eyes, nice butt...and he OPENS DOORS FOR YOU!"

That's all I can think of right now.

Oh and La Machine? Get on AOL IM. You're on my buddy list but you're never online. [biiiig grin]

[ 01-08-2003, 12:31 AM: Message edited by: Cowgirl Jack ]