HELLO TUBBY PURPLE DINOSAUR. EVEN THOUGH YOU ARE A DISGUSTING FATBODY, I WILL SING WITH YOU. OUR FIRST SONG WILL BE ABOUT AN ESKIMO WITH A COLD PUSSY.

SING YOU MAGGOTS!!!

I DON'T KNOW BUT I'VE BEEN TOLD!

If you ladies leave my island, if you survive recruit training ... you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for war. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Earth. You are not even human fucking beings! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of amphibian shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you hate me, the more you will learn. I am hard, but I am fair!