After a commercial break,the camera fades in to the ring area;the House of Cards theme blares from the PA and an image of the Union Jack flying over Buckingham Palace appears on the Cheese-o-Tron as a man in a dark blue Savile Row tuxedo para-glides from the rafters and makes a perfect three-point landing in the middle of the ring.Ian St.John Bond has arrived in RDCW!!!
IAN:Evening, chaps.
Crowd erupts in a standing O;arena security comes to ringside to help Ian fold up his paraglider.A few seconds later,Ian begins to address the crowd.
IAN:Now, some of you may not be aware of my purpose in coming to RDCW...allow me to explain. Word has got 'round to London of the shenanigans of that insufferable lout Louis J. Bastardo, and I've decided that it's high time someone put him and his mob in their places but good..
Major pops from the stands and a number of cheers from the locker room area.
IAN:To that end, I've set about starting to assemble an elite unit of RDCW athletes with the primary objective of vanquishing Mr. Bastardo and his gang and avenging the wrongs he has inflicted on this proud organization. Which, incidentally, brings me to my first major announcement of the evening-- one of RDCW's best-known tag teams has graciously consented to accept my services, and I will be at their side when they compete in next week's tag team mini-Rumble. Let's bring them out now, shall we?
"Los Muchachos de Hoy" starts to play over the speakers...
