....and Chris Oakley drives down the rampway on a Triumph motorcycle,donning an old SAS beret and a "SCREW LOUIE BASTARDO" T-shirt;he high-fives Daga,Perdicion,and Ian in quick succession before turning to face the crowd.He smirks as he imagines what Louie must be thinking right now.
CHRIS:How do you like THOSE apples,Louie?!!
The biggest pops of the night so far.
CHRIS:If you thought getting rid of me solved all your problems,you thought wrong--IT JUST CREATED NEW ONES!
Crowd starts chanting "CKO!CKO!" at the top of their lungs.
CHRIS:Payback's a bitch,Louie--and so are you.If you were half the big man you claim to be,you wouldn't think twice about accepting my cage match challenge.You're running scared,Louie,admit it!
Fans get huge laugh at Louie's expense
CHRIS:But enough about me.Ian here has a special message for James Fantastic...
Ian takes the mike back....