JM: (Sarcastically) Wow...what a BLOCKBUSTER announcement! The two-bit 007 wannabe is gonna single-handedly take on the Bastardo Family! And what's his plan of attack? He's recruiting the cast-offs and rejects of the very man he's sworn to take down! Good scouting move, Ian! It must be reassuring to know you have a wrestler whose first move is to challenge a non-athlete to a wrestling match - very brave. Very gutsy.

The audience is heartily booing Joe Mama. Grace steps out from the back and hands something to him

JM: Y'know, Chris, I was WICKED impressed with your entrance tonight. You may not be much of a wrestler, and you may be just the type of scumbag who demands matches with managers instead of real wrestlers, but you do know how to make an entrance. Nice beret, by the way. Very...French. But you forgot something in the back. You should always wear your jacket when you're riding a hog. Or a motorcycle.

Joe Mama holds up the white jacket. The back of it has an image of a big pink unicorn airbrushed on it. Above the unicorn is the word "Chris" and "Oakley" is below the unicorn. Both are written in sequins. The audience laughs in spite of itself as Chris does a slow burn.

JM: This jacket is FABULOUS, Chris! You've got quite the Queer Eye! (Turns attention to the Luchadores) And you've got the great Mexican jobbers with you - Los Maricons Azules! El Gaga and his "partner" - my opponent tonight - Senor Siesta! I mean..."Perdicion". Shame that they screwed up your name on the program. Not that anyone noticed the difference.

Senor Perdicion is shouting to Joe Mama in Spanish. El Daga is holding him back.

JM: Let me say this, then I'll let you go back to this in-ring mockery: You wanna step up against the Family? Go ahead and try your luck - roll the damn dice. But know this: I destroyed the three of you on more than one occasion. One more time won't matter. And King Snarf is more than willing to put a supreme hurting on all of you. You wanted the Family's attention? You got it. Good luck gentlemen...you'll need it!!!

Joe Mama turns away and leaves the ring area, leaving Ian Bond and his new faction in the ring. The white jacket is at the top of the ramp.

Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock

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