Without a word,Chris takes the jacket,borrows a marker from Ian,and scrawls the words 'JOE MAMA HAS NO PENIS' on the back.He then motions the cameraman to do a closeup on the jacket;the closeup immediately appears on the Cheese-o-Tron,causing everybody in the arena to burst out laughing.
The camera then follows Chris and Ian backstage to the Bastardos' dressing room;with an Ashton Kutcher-esque "You're gonna get PUNKED,dude!" grin on his face,he gently drapes the jacket in front of the door,making sure to put it right where he knows JM will find it immediately.
IAN:Are you quite certain we ought to be doing this,old man?
CHRIS:Definitely.The look on his face when he sees this will be priceless!
IAN:Now that I ponder it,I must confess that I do find a certain sort of salacious delight in your impromptu prank...now let's make our escape before the blighter catches us.
Chris and Ian slip off-camera;camera then pans down to the jacket as we fade to commercial.
