*War Pigs blares over the speakers. The image of Joe Mama's unhappy face fades away from the Cheese-o-tron to be replace with an office. The camera pans right to show the Doctor sitting on the edge of his desk.*

I hate to interrupt this lovers' spat, but I'd like to get this show back on track.

Last week, Chris, you tried to insert yourself back into the Heavyweight Cheese contendership despite knowing full well that you are no longer eligible for that honor or a shot at the IC title until after then next Royal Rumble. And you had the nerve to demand a number one spot at the title for beating someone who is not only nowhere near contention for the belt, but who isn't even a wrestler at all.

I could have sworn that the stipulations I added to your match at the Rumble would have taught you a lesson about interferring with the order of the RDCW. You can add stipulations to matches all you want as long as it doesn't mess with other matches or belts you have no claim to. You ran your mouth off and lost your chance for IC or Heavyweight gold for a year. You had your chance to regain that privilage, and you fail. In light off all that, consider this an official rejection of your contendership stipulation.

This is also notification of your recently booked match at No Way Out of the Closet. You will face the Bastardo Elimination Chamber at this months PPV. Every member of the Bastardo Family in a one on one cage match with their entrance into the match determined at random and entering upon the defeat of the previous member. Class dimissed.

*The image fades out and is replaced by a surprised Chris.*

whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."