*Backstage, the Crotch wearing a pompadour wig, is standing with the Dark Lords, Grimm and Darth.
Crotch: "Grimm, we all saw what Balls Nasty did to PJP last week, injuring him and putting him out of action. What is your response to that?"
Grimm: "Nice wig. If Balls Nasty wanted to send me a message, then he's accomplished his goal. He's also accomplished something else. He's created another lifelong enemy who will be looking for him later. Because I know PJP, and I know he'll be back and he'll be after Balls Nasty. That is, if there's anything left of him. Because I don't plan on leaving much of him around. It's not 1992 any longer, Balls. The White Trash Kidd is gone and the Monster of RDCW, the Dark Lord Grimm is here and waiting to rip your soul apart."
Crotch: "What about your singles match tonight against Howler for the lottery for the tag team Rumble?"
Grimm: "Tonight, I take one of Slick Willie's corporate jobbers and I give him an introduction to pain and darkness. Howler, you're gonna tap to the Grimmlock and then it's: Say goodnight to the Sandman. Let's go, big guy."
*Grimm and Darth walk off, Darth taps the Crotch on the back of his head, knocking off his wig as he walks by. The Crotch scrambles to cover up his head as we fade out. . .
