Monroe: Well, this certaonly looks like being an exciting Havoc so far! We've seen the founding of Ian Bond's new stable, The Bond Brigade!
Marcum: They haven't got a chance! A bunch of Bastardo cast-offs against the Intercuntinental and Big Cheese champs? Don't make me laugh!
Monroe: However, the Bond Brigade may have an ace in the hole in the form of up-and-coming young wrestler James Fantastic, seen by some as the RDCW's hottest new superstar!
Marcum: Now you're just being stupid, Mouth! Do you think Louie would have fired him from the Bastardo Family if he thought he was that good?
Monroe: Frankly, Marcum, hell yeah! This week, Fantastic is engaged in a five man Table Royal to determine who will face Penwing for his hardcore title at No Way Out of The Closet!
Marcum: Penwing shouldn't be so keen to contest his title! When Snarf beats him at Robblemania he's gonna have nothin' left!
Monroe: Maybe. The newest member of our backstage interview team, female interviewer Chesty Lerou, has been backstage to get an interview with James Fantastic!
the camera mixes to a backstage area. Chesty, a blonde ditz dressed in a tight t-shirt and Denim shorts, is interviewing Fantastic
Chesty: So, Mr. Fantastic, what do you think of your incoming Table Royal match?
JF: I won't lie to you, Chesty, it's gonna be a tough one. I'm going up against some of the most dangerous men the RDCW has on it's roster, and you just cannot forget about Charlie, as he's shown time and time again over recent weeks.
Chesty: What will your stipulation be if you win the match?
JF: Well, the way I see it, hardcore titles should only be contested in one type of match...
Chesty: You're gonna challenge him to a Ladder match?
Fantastic laughs
JF: Actually, I was thinking of a Hardcore match.
Chesty: Oh, yeah, right.
Chesty laughs embarassedly. She sounds like a drowning donkey
Chesty: On a different note, what do you think of Joe Mama's recent insults to your associates The Bond Brigade, and The Bastardo Elimination Chamber match scheduled for No Way Out of The Closet?
JF: Frankly, Joe's being tuly pathetic. The Bastardo family is over, it's only got two members, both of whom are of questionable quality, and yet he still thinks he has the right to shoot his mouth off about it. I would definetely say that one of my long term aims is to get the Intercuntinental title off of him and back where it belongs, with a wrestler of genuine talent.
As for the Doctor, I'm beginning to get a bit fed up of his attitude. From day one he's seemed willing to let the Bastardo's get away with murder, rather than stamping down good and hard on them. They're just as much of a threat as the RwO were, if not more of one. As far as I can see, the doc's just frightened of Louie and his boys. I'm gonna take them down, Doc, and any time you want to try and stop me, feel free to step in that ring and fight.
