Tag Lottery Match: Chris Oakley vs. Captain Sammitch
"Rooster" blasts over the speakers as Chris Oakley makes his way down the ramp. The crowd gives him a warm reception as he enters ring. However, when "Let's Get It Started" plays, and Captain Sammitch, accompanied by Sneaky Bunny, makes his entrance, the crowd errupts. Oakley tries to look positive as Sammitch enters the ring. He holds his hand out to Sammitch, who reluctantly takes it.
Monroe: I can't believe I'm witnessing this! Captain Sammitch shaking hands with Chris Oakley!
Marcum: Would you like me to pass you some tissues?
The bell rings and the match gets underway. With Sneaky Bunny cheering him on, Sammitch quickly tries to make the match a technical masterpiece. The two wrestlers continue to exchange holds on each other, with Oakley finally getting a quick roll-up for a one-count before Sammitch reversed it for a one-count of his own. Oakley rolled Sammitch right back up for two, but Sammitch reversed it for another two.
Monroe: We are truly viewing a technical marvel tonight! And the respect these two wrestlers are showing is truly admirable!
Marcum: Monroe, I'm drowning in your tears over here!
Oakley picks up the pace of the match, sending Sammitch into the ropes for the Lock And Load, but Sammitch uses the momentum to set up a clothesline. Oakley manages to duck, and Sammitch stops at the opposite ropes. He turns around and walks right into a drop kick. Oakley quickly goes for the cover when Ben Harper's "Faded" blasts over the speakers and Joe Mama and King Snarf walk onto the ramp. Oakley stands up and walks over the ropes, yelling at Joe Mama and motioning for him to come to the ring. Joe looks over to Sneaky Bunny and mouths to her "Call me" as he holds up his hand to his ear like a telephone. Sneaky Bunny looks over to Sammitch and yells for him to get up.
Monroe: Did Joe Mama just motion for Sneaky Bunny to call him?
Marcum: I believe he just did. Uh oh, Oakley isn't paying attention to the match. Joe Mama is right about him, he just can't stay focused on the task at hand!
Captain Sammitch gets back to his feet and catches Oakley completely off guard for a series of Sammitch Suplexes.
Monroe: He just gave him six Sammitch Suplexes!
Marcum: Oakley is finished!
Captain Sammitch goes for the cover and gets the first victory of the lottery matches. "Let's Get It Started" plays again, and Sneaky Bunny enters he ring and raises Sammitch's arm in victory. Joe Mama and King Snarf, still standing at the top of the ramp, share a laugh at Oakley's expense before heading back to the locker room.
