Howler vs Grimm

Howler entered the arena first, accompanied by “Slick” Bill Williams and Highwayman. Chants of “SELLOUT!! SELLOUT!!” could be heard from the screaming arena fans. “Return of the Living Dead” cued up over the speakers and Grimm made his way onto the ramp way. Noticing the three men in the ring, Grimm paused for a moment and lifted the Cell to Hell from his jacket pocket. Holding the phone up for the screaming RDCW fans, Grimm dialed “666”...and the arena went dark as “The Imperial March” played and Darth rose up from the arena floor in the flood of red lights.

The sides even, the match was underway with both wrestlers surprisingly engaging in some technical maneuvers, rather than their standard power moves. However, this part of the match ended as Howler produced a piece of chain from inside a jacket pocket. Bill Williams jumped up on the ring apron, distracting the ref, while Highwayman lured Darth around the ring and Howler promptly attacked Grimm with the chain.

Monroe: This is disgusting! Howler is deliberately trying to seriously injure his opponent in order to win this match by unfair means!

Marcum: I don't know what you're talking about! Howler's simply trying to wear down the competition. I call it good strategy!

Monroe: You would!


Grimm, despite being badly hurt and bleeding, managed to recover and kick out of a pin attempt as Highwayman and Darth entered the ring. Darth knocked Highwayman flat to the mat with a Sabre Slam. But then Darth unfortunately found himself on the receiving end of a Wolfman Slam, but this allowed Grimm to gather his strength, and he flattened
Howler with a Flatliner. A Flatliner for Bill Williams followed, knocking the Texas oilman to the floor.

Grimm then hit Howler with The Crapping Wizard, but Highwayman re-entered the ring and distracted him by hitting him with Highway Robbery. He and a bloodied but unbowed Howler then hit Grimm with Consumerism, but Darth rose to his feet and broke the pin. He then grabbed Highwayman and hit a Darkside Slam, knocking him out. However Howler grabbed Darth and scored a Big Business, forcing Darth to quit the ring. Howler then turned back to Grimm, only to find himself on the receiving end of another Flatliner.

Charlie then came barreling down from backstage, ignoring a still hurt Darth and entering the ring, attacking Grimm with The Zeitgeist. He then hauled Grimm to his feet to hit him with another Zeitgest before scoring a Kapitalizm. An exhausted Grimm staggered to his feet, only to be sprayed in the face with The Rage, setting him up for The Full Moon.

Darth, despite still showing the strain of Howler's Big Business, re-entered the ring to score a double Sith-Spawn on the Company Men. Grimm then dragged Howler to the turnbuckle and hit him with a Triple 6 Bomb.

Monroe: Grimm has the match sewn up! All he has to do is pin Howler for the victory…

However, Grimm locked Howler in a Grimmlock, reviving a groggy Howler with the pain. Howler attempted to hang on as long as he could, but he didn't last long before tapping out to give Grimm the victory.

After the match, the bloodied and battered Grimm raised his hand as Darth joined him in ring, while the Company gathered their wits outside and recovered. However, instead of Grimm’s music, “Bad Company” blared throughout the CheeseDome.

Startled, Grimm turned towards the ramp way as The Company laughed and applauded. Entering the ring from somewhere in the crowd, Balls Nasty attacked both of the Dark Lords from behind with a Camaro Cut for Darth and a Kentucky Waterfall on Grimm.

Balls Nasty spit on the Dark Lords as he slapped Grimm’s face repeatedly, mocking him. Bill Williams entered the ring and attempted to shake Balls Nasty’s hand, only to be rebuffed by the convict, who turned and walked away from the ring, leaving the CheeseDome the way he entered it.