He doesn't need protection. He has a gun!

There are several computers at the office I use, actually. Here are some more desktops:





Everyone's told me about some gator picture with a couple of gators in the swamp with a football and a basketball, but I haven't seen it yet (I got the impression that gators are meant to be realistic looking).

"You're either lying or stupid."
"I'm stupid! I'm stupid!"
Megatron and Starscream