As the crowd cheers, Spandex's entrance theme kicks in and he and Tommy make their way to the ring. Visible high up in the cheesedome is a huge sign bearing the moniker 'SPANDEX MONKEY MAN!!'. Spandex is gleefully dancing along to his entrance music, whilst Tommy merely strides along and maintains a slightly amused expression at his tap partner's behaviour. As the pair step into the ring, the cheering then peaks then slackens off. Tommy grabs a mic and speaks
TS: The RDCW has never seen darker days...
SMM: What about the RwO?
TS: Alright, alright, maybe the RDCW HAS seen a darker day...
SMM: Or when the Liver and Kidneys captured the tag title in '92?
TS: Yes, yes, that too...
SMM: And there was that time back in the 80s when Big Fat Mama became the Big Cheese champ and attempted to get it on with Handsome Hal Blaine.
TS: ALRIGHT! The RDCW has seen much darker days. Do you mind? I'm trying to do a promo here.
SMM: Just trying to be helpful. Carry on, don't mind me.
TS: That's better. *Ahem* The RDCW has actually seen much darker days than this, but that doesn't mean that these are not troubled times. The Bastardo Family continue in their reign of terror, and Joe Mama has betrayed all he stood for by joining their ranks.
SMM: Actually, him and Snarf pretty much ARE their ranks.
TS: I know that, you imbecile! Will you let me finish?
SMM: Yes, yes. Don't worry, my fault entirely.
TS: As well as the threat of The Bastardo's, The Company have emerged, determined to attack all around them.
SMM: And nobody know WHAT the hell's going on with Nowhereman.
TS: Do they ever? Lastly, evil has come to the RDCW in the form of Johnny Evil. And it's time...for justice.
SMM: Ooh, that was good. I especially like pause.
TS: Thanks, I thought it worked. To the crowd Myself and Spandex Monkey Man have assembled some of the RDCW's finest, well sort of, to form the Rob's Damn Justice League!
SMM: Evil-doers beware!
TS: Our first member is big, loud, and he's got a big club! Put your hands together for Captain Caveman, URG!
As the theme to the old 'Captain Caveman' show plays, URG comes stomping down to the ring, accompanied by three buxom young ladies in skimpy angel costumes
TS: I'm guessing the girls were your idea?
SMM: They're the teen angels! I saw the cartoon!
TS: *sigh* Our next member is a positive Titan of Terror. He's the big, green, mean machine! Ladies and Gentlemen, the Hulk!
Hulk comes roaring down to the ring, hollering HULK SMASH PUNY EVIL-DOERS!
TS: Man, that is scary!
SMM: I know. cool ain't it?
TS: Finally, we have the second most heroic tag team in the RDCW! One's indestructible, and you wouldn't want to see his brother in a hardcore match!
SMM: Ladies and Gentlemean, Punch and Counterpunch!
Bibbo and I-Man come down the ramp, and the crowd cheers as the RDJL are assmbled in the ring, striking triumphant and heroic poses. SMM then takes the mic and speaks
SMM: There will also be a new member, but he will be a little while in coming!
TS: What? You never told me about this new guy.
SMM: Really? could've sworn I did.
Last edited by SpandexMonkeyMan; 2005-02-24 3:11 PM.
