*The camera shows a beautiful, scantily clad red haired woman.*
Ariel: Hello, I'm Ariel and I have the pleasure of interviewing my favorite wrestler in all of RDCW, and his tag team partner the Captain of Outer Space.
*The shot widens, showing Nw and Cap in their locker room.*
Cap: I can't believe you hired your girlfriend to interview us.
Nw: Shut up, Cap.
Ariel: So, tonight is the big Tag Team Mini Rumble. How do you feel going into this?
Cap: Well, the lottery match didn't go quite as well as...
*Nw bursts out laughing.*
Nw: You lost to Spandex Monkey Man! I can't believe it!
Cap: It isn't funny. He's one of the best up and coming wrestlers in RDCW.
Nw: You lost to a guy who dresses like a monkey!
*Nw can't stop laughing.*
Nw: It's not even a good monkey suit! I'm sorry. I'll stop now. I think we'll do well tonight. And really, this is just the prelude to the match at No Way Out of the Closet.
Ariel: Can you let us know anything about it?
Nw: I don't want to spill the just yet, but it's gonna be big. Bigger than a battle! Bigger than a war! It's going to be some sort of...Battlewar!
Ariel: Well, you heard it here first, No Way Out of the Closet will be the location of a Battlewar. Whatever the hell that means. Back to you.
*The announcers are shown at their table.*
Monroe: Well, whatever this Battlewar Notwedge is promising turns out to be, it sounds like it will be big.
Marcum: Why would a woman like that date Notwedge?
Monroe: Uhm, we'll be right back.
