*Johnny Evil makes his entrance to the boos of the crowd.*
Before I get to my main subject, I want to do something that may seem a little out of character. You see, someone here in RDCW has done me a great service, and I'd like to thank him. Spandex Monkey Man...
*The crowd cheers and Johnny Evil pulls out his remote control.*
I have a John Tesh CD and i'm not afraid to use it.
*The crowd is silenced.*
That's better. As I was saying, I'd like to thank Spandex Money Man for sticking his damn nose where is doesn't belong. You should have just stood back and let me attack the Captain of Outer Space, but no. You had to play the hero. But really, you did me a favor. You see, I've been having a hard time deciding who will be my first target after I've destroyed Notwedge. Thank you for making that decision easier. Now, onto Notwedge...
*The crowd cheers again.*
You know what, Tesh music just doesn't seem evil enough right now. This situation seems to call for...mimes.
*The crowd shrieks in terror as mimes fill the arena.*
You asked for it. You see, I'm done playing around. No more messages, no more drawing out the suffering, no more circling my prey. I promise you will see the end of the Princes of the Universe and of Notwedge at No Way Out of the Closet. When the dust clears after the BattleWar, I will stand triumphant and Notwedge will be nothing but a memory.
*Johnny Evil makes his way out.*
Monroe: Johnny Evil isn't going to be in the BattleWar. How can he win it?
Marcum: He isn't talking about winning want it. He just wants to take Notwedge out! And speaking of taking notwedge out, how did Notwedge get a girlfriend who looks like that? Really. I want to know.
Monroe: What I want to know is how we're going to get rid of all these mimes.
