RKMBs Forums .::Important::. RDCW Tuesday Night Havoc 2/22/05

"Faded" blasts over the speakers as Joe Mama walks down the ramp, ignoring the mimes as he goes. Madman Marcum tosses a mic to him and he enters the ring.

JM: I'm not here to discuss the former Bastardo members. I've said all that needs to be said about that collection of zeroes. I've got some business to take care of. And, as for the mimes, I can ignore them. Toughen up and do the same.

There are some people who continue to run their mouths about the Bastardo Family in general, and myself in particular. Maybe they didn't see my match against Senor Please-stop-hurting-me. Maybe they don't think I'll handle them in the same way. So consider this your official "heads-up"...

Spandex Monkey Man, I don't know who you THINK you are. And I don't know who you THINK I am. So let me introduce myself to you. I am the man who destroyed the RwO. I have held the Tag Team titles, the Eurotrash title, and am in the middle of my SECOND reign as Inter-Cunt-Inental Champion. I have beaten Heavyweight Champions, competed admirably in several hardcore-style matches, and am responsible for creating an RDCW that you can compete in! I am the reason that wrestlers like you, Tommy Savitz, and the rest can get out of their piddlin' regional promotions and wrestle with the big boys! I just assume have you say "Thank you, Champ" and be on your merry little way. The fact that you have the nerve to say ANYTHING about me or the Family offends me. So I suggest you tuck your little cape between your legs and move along. Watch your mouth, or you will need to watch your back!

And now, onto PenWing. Man, I don't understand you. If I wanted some inaccurate knee-jerk psychology, I'd call Dr. Phil. No, wait...you tag with him! My question for you is this: Why you hatin'? Did I do something to you? Have I spoken ill of you? Have I cost you, or Sammitch, or Meeko, or Sneaky Bunny a match? What's your problem with me?

Lemme guess: you don't like that everything I've said to Sneaky Bunny is dead-on accurate. It drives you nuts that I'm exposing you and your team as a bunch of hypocrites! It terrifies you that someone could see the potential for greatness that Sneaky Bunny has so you run around, yapping about "jealousy" and how close you all are and how you'd "never turn your back on your friends". But, if you're so supportive, why has Sneaky Bunny always fought her solo matches without any of you in her corner, while Meeko gets at least one of the boys watching her back? Why, if Meeko's so generous, does Sneaky Bunny have to ask for a title shot instead of being OFFERED one? Why is it only now - now that I'm openly trying to recruit her - that she even appears alongside one of you? And, if you're all so loyal to your friends and would NEVER turn your back on them, are you bad-mouthing me, especially when my comments about you and Sammitch have been mild - if at all - and revolve strictly around the BUSINESS of titles?

The fact is, PenWing, that YOU are the one who is jealous! You see a great offer come down to your "friend", Sneaky Bunny, and you can't handle it! You take personally what is strictly business. And you're so locked into what's best for Meeko that you ignore what may be best for Sneaky Bunny! Maybe, if your contract wasn't owned by Meeko because of a match you lost, you'd get an offer to join the Family. But you're Meeko's property. Sneaky Bunny isn't. If she wants to take me up on my offer, let her. Let business be business and stop with the personal attacks. Because it's pathetic, PenWing. And it's beneath you. And, if you don't stop mouthing off, you may find that some of us can do worse to you than Twit-Ton Tommy did.

"Faded" plays again as Joe Mama leaves the ring, tossing the mic back to Marcum. As he walks up the ramp, a mime "trapped in a box" gets in his way. Joe Mama punches the mime in the side of the head, lifts him up, and tosses him into the crowd. Then he heads up the ramp and into the back.