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I'm giving you all a free shot... Say something about me. Any damn thing you want. Some lucky posters will have the privilege of being quoted in my profile!  Seriously, people, I never change the damn thing. I desperately need quotes! 
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"My greatest source of strength and inspiration is the ubermensch we mere mortals refer to as "Captain Sammitch". The example he sets on message boards is a beacon of light which clearly stands out against the darkness of this evil, cruel, cold world."
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"I love me some lesbernans!"
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I don't know you well enough to say anything about you.
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say something gay, your sure to get in on affirmitive action.
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jim dont let him out gay you!
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People ask me all the time......"what's it like to be Captain Sammitch?"....and I tell them..."nice".
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Quote:
PJP said:
People ask me all the time......"what's it like to do Captain Sammitch?"....and I tell them..."nice".
Hmmm...I think that one's getting a little too gay PJP.
If karma's a bitch, it will be my bitch!
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my secret shame 
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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 You guys are awesome. :lol Keep it coming. You get to vent at me for once! I'm sure I've pissed some of you off! 
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I think more people should do threads like these.
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"Captain Sammitch - when a regular sammitch just isn't good enough."
"Well when I talk to people I don't have to worry about spelling." - wannabuyamonkey
"If Schumacher’s last effort was the final nail in the coffin then Year One would’ve been the crazy guy who stormed the graveyard, dug up the coffin and put a bullet through the franchise’s corpse just to make sure." -- From a review of Darren Aronofsky & Frank Miller's "Batman: Year One" script
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"Where's the beef?"
.....I uh....I got nothin'
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Captain Sammitch!
He's our hero!
Gonna take hunger down to zero!
He's our powers magnified
Fighting on lunch's side!
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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as a potential mod.....I have to warn you any future posts this dumb will result in a banning.
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how about a poem to the tune of Yankee Doodle?
Captain Sammich needs some quotes
To copy to his profile!
So every one is posting shit
And soon it'll be a shit pile!
Captain Sammich, copy this!
Captain Sammich, here you go!
Captain Sammich, it burns to piss
God damn that Japanese ho!
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sometimes
there's a man--I won't say a hero,
'cause what's a hero?--but sometimes
there's a man.
And I'm talkin' about Captain Sammitch here--
sometimes there's a man who, well,
he's the man for his time and place,
he fits right in there--and that's
the Captain, in off-topic.
...and even if he's a lazy poster, and
the Captain was certainly that--quite
possibly the laziest in the "Important" subsection.
...which would place him high in the
runnin' for laziest forumwide--but
sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes
there's a man.
Well, I lost m'train of thought here.
But--aw hell, I done innerduced him
enough.
And that's terrible.
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Fuck you! And you can quote me on that! I've always wanted to say that. 
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The 90's called...they want your catch phrase back.
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Dude, are you making fun of me?
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I can't help the way I talk, man.
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Sammitch looks ugly naked.
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Quote:
Kristogar Velo said:
sometimes
there's a man--I won't say a hero,
'cause what's a hero?--but sometimes
there's a man.
And I'm talkin' about Captain Sammitch here--
sometimes there's a man who, well,
he's the man for his time and place,
he fits right in there--and that's
the Captain, in off-topic.
...and even if he's a lazy poster, and
the Captain was certainly that--quite
possibly the laziest in the "Important" subsection.
...which would place him high in the
runnin' for laziest forumwide--but
sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes
there's a man.
Well, I lost m'train of thought here.
But--aw hell, I done innerduced him
enough.
Best. Post. Ever.
Pay attention to this man.
Everybody - great stuff!
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Son of Mxy said:
Sammitch looks ugly naked.
 How the hell would you know that?!?
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Quote:
King Snarf said:
Captain Sammitch!
He's our hero!
Gonna take hunger down to zero!
He's our powers magnified
Fighting on lunch's side!
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Quote:
Stupid Dogg said:
how about a poem to the tune of Yankee Doodle?
Captain Sammich needs some quotes
To copy to his profile!
So every one is posting shit
And soon it'll be a shit pile!
Captain Sammich, copy this!
Captain Sammich, here you go!
Captain Sammich, it burns to piss
God damn that Japanese ho!
Ya know, it's brilliance like this that keeps me coming back to these boards... 
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I thought it was the women.
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What women? This place is 99% sausage.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Back when I was single, yeah. Of course, now that I got my girlfriend posting on here, you may be right after all.
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I meant the pics in the women forum.
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Which one is your girlfriend?
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Thats what I thought. Lucky guy.
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Quote:
Jeremy said:
I meant the pics in the women forum.
Not really. It would be disrespectful to my girlfriend to ogle other women. Besides, from what I've heard they're all starting to look the same thanks to the overwhelming volume of pictures.
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rex said:
Thats what I thought. Lucky guy.
Oh I know!
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