Quote: Balloonknot said: I hung out with Joe Mama and all I got was Aids
It's your own fault. If you were able to hold your alcohol better, you wouldn't have passed out and given me the chance to drop you in the middle of that Roxbury heroin den. I made $500 pimpin' your ass - literally your ass - to those horny junkies. I'll send you your 10%, though...you gotta buy your AZT somehow.
Uschi said: I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.
MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!
"I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock