Quote: Joe Mama said: One story Chewy Walrus told me, the story I believe, was from his days in Chicago. There was a gang of Cubs fans that wanted their own web board. They realized that to be in power, you didn't need computers or money or even posters. You just needed the will to do what the other guy wouldn't. After a while, they come into power and then they come after Sammitch. He was small-time then, just running Red Sox forums, they say. They come to his home in the afternoon, looking for his business. They find his roommate and Meeko in the house and decide to wait for Sammitch. He comes home to find his roommate raped and Meeko screaming. The Cubs fans knew Sammitch was tough, not to be trifled with, so they let him know they meant business.
They tell him they want his message board, all his business. Sammitch looks over the faces of his roommate and girlfriend. Then he showed these men of will what will really was.
He tells him he would rather see his friends dead than live another day after this. He lets the last Cubs fan, waits until his roommate and Meeko are back at school, and then he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids. He kills their wives. He kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. He kills people that owe them money. And like that, he's gone. Underground. Nobody's ever seen him since. He becomes a myth, a spook story that mods tell their posters at night. "Rat on your pop and Captain Sammitch will get you." But no one ever really believes.
Amazing. Is that less than 700 characters?
