"Let me tell you about Captain Sammitch. Once there was this geezer called Chewy Walrus who worked for Sammitch. It was rumoured that he was on the take. Sammitch invited Chewy 'round for an explanation. Chewy didn't do a very good job. Within a minute Sammitch lost his temper and reached for the nearest thing at hand, which happened to be a fifteen-inch black rubber cock. He then proceeded to batter poor Chewy to death with this. That was seen as a pleasant way to go . . . Hence, Captain Sammitch is a man you pay if you owe."
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet."
