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I hope mine makes it this time!
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What was yours again? I'm too lazy to go back a page or two...
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Captain Sammitch: Not to be confused with chewy walrus.
This one's my favorite.
I still say this is the best one.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I'm Not Mister Mxypltk said:
"CHICKEN PENIS ASS"
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'Fraid not. It doesn't abide by the guidelines. 
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You know who would like this thread?
DICKEEMOE, that's who
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'Fraid not. It doesn't abide by the guidelines.
indeed.       
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SPANISH EYES
U2
Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Empty heart, beat tight as a drum set
Empty love, she’d shine like a song
Wey hey hey, baby hang on (to anything)
Our love shines like rain
In those spanish eyes
Spanish eyes
Wey hey hey, here she comes
She comes in colors
You know she gonna turn the daylight on
’cause I love the way you talk to me
And I love the way you walk on me
And I need you more
Oh, than you need me
Our love shines like rain
In those spanish eyes
Spanish eyes
I’ll cross the world for green and gold
But it’s those spanish eyes
That get me home...home again
Wey hey hey, baby hang on
Wey hey hey, you know that
The night is young
Dazzled by lights that shine in your eyes
I’m standing in the shadows
And wait for the night
Forever in fever, forever in heat
You pick me up to put me out on the street
Wey hey hey, baby hang on, hang on
Wey hey hey, baby hang on, hang on
’cause I love the way you talk to me
And I love the way you’re mean to me
And I need you
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Captain Sammitch:
Amid lingering gunsmoke and the screams of the dying, his legend spreads... among those who dare to speak his name, in whispers...
Captain Sammitch:
Would you leave him alone with your sister ?
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Captain Sammitch, the Burger King doesn't stand a chance against him.
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Heh.
Okay, now it's time to rotate. Keep 'em coming for next week!
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Or month, or whenever I get off my ass long enough to do it.
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Finally updated. So many quotes, it was hard to pick the best ones out.
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Everyone knows what a Pearl Necklace is ....sure. Around these parts though when you give a girl a Pearl Necklace then poke her in the eye with the head of your Penis.......we call that a Sammitch.
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Finally updated. So many quotes, it was hard to pick the best ones out.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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I think rex's quotes is dumb as shit........Sammitch quoted him because it's Be Kind to Retards Week.
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Captain Sammitch - Slightly used and mostly confused.
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Captain Sandwich.... not to be confused with Captain Sammitch.
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My personal quote of love and honesty to you, Phillip:
"Piss off."
Thank you.
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Captain Sammich - Now available in Extra Strength
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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Captain Sammich - Ribbed for her pleasure
I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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When using Captain Sammitch and you experience an erection lasting more than 4 days, please contact a doctor immediately.
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Captain Sammitch: Ribbed for his Pleasure.
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*** You are ignoring this user ***
Bob Burden said:
Pie for the pirates,
wine for the dogs.
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Captain Sammitch: Ribbed For PJP's Pleasure
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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You're done. You're all done. Get some new material or get out of my sight.  Joe, Korina says you can stay. But I still think you need new material.
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Korina can tell you, I sometimes come up with some comedy f'in' GOLD!!! But not always...
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Captain Sammitch: Ribbed For PJP's Pleasure
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"Magic beans and golden harps give me the willies!" -- PheePhiPhobia
"Stallone has committed to two more Rocky movies." -- Yo!phobia
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Chewing Captain Sammitch after meals will help reduce plaque and tooth decay.
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Zuh?
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When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Sammitch!
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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South Park - It's A Rockin' World
Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there aint nothing fake about it..
Whoh whoh, well welcome to this world bro
Whoh whoh, we're tryin to find an answer
Whoh whoh, we got a surface module and a belly dancer..
On the sidewalk surf..
A boy is trying to show a girl what he is worth,
Both arms in plaster..
But he's still gonna, go right up and ask her..
Why is it barbaric, is it biological?
Why is it kinetic, is it astrophysiological?
It's an epidemic, there's nothing logically Logical
Logical, Logical..
Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there aint nothing fake about it..
Now, why do babies cry?
I asked the crow today, but all he did was fly..
And he took the cynic way,
The laws of chaos..
Left us all in disarray.
Now take the bumblebee, a lousy rotten bum..
Not a shred of money, just a lazy buzzing hum
He takes all our honey..
And Now the Garden of Eden has got to pay, that's who.
Well we're back to base..
Can't make no error in tale of this place.
But home we're returning back to base.. base.
Can only notify when, love comes to age..
Doesn't sell the bite when the, in the initial phase,
Let's all go to fight in the, DNA stage..
Well, it's a Rockin' world, make no mistake about it,
It's a Shockin' world, could be what's so great about it,
It's a Rockin' world, there aint nothing fake about it..
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When you marooned me on that god forsaken spit of land, you forgot one very important thing, mate: I'm Captain Sammitch!
Earmarked for next edition!
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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