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Shel Silverstein
The Voice
There is a voice inside of you
That whispers all day long
"I feel that this is right for now,
I know that this is wrong"
No teacher,preacher,parent,friend or wise men can decide
Whats right for you--just listen to the voice that speaks inside
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How about this: "Captain Sammitch...a legend in his own zip code." 
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I feel better now that I took a big Sammitch!
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That'll be 10 Sammitches and 36 cents.
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Captain Sammich: Making me cry WAHHHHHHHHHH
Everything wrong in my life can be blamed directly on these people:
Nick Locking
Warren Ellis
Joe Mama
Nowhereman
Michael Anderson
The day you forgive your enemies is the day you stop being worthy of respect.
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Adriana Sage
Porn Star
a.k.a. Adriana Sage, Adrian Sage, Alana Moreno
Porn Star Adriana Sage, a scrumptious Mexican beauty who's fast becoming one of the most sought-after young women in the business, is truly something special. She's got the look that anyone would want to know better, with a deliriously delectable all-natural figure. Adriana Sage's lusciously smooth skin, slightly fleshly backside and undeniable cute face combine to make her one of the most alluring women in hardcore. Her vocal love of hot and nasty sex -- especially anal action -- makes her a natural for porn.
Adriana Sage first hit the hardcore scene in 1999, soon after turning nineteen. She appeared in a string of blistering pro-am flicks, including memorable appearances in 'More Dirty Debutantes 2000 117 & 119.' Without a doubt, though, Adriana Sage's best early scene can be found in 'Initiations 3.' She turns in an amazingly enthusiastic and sex-crazed scene with a trio of well-built studs. From the beginning moments of her blindfolded oral favors to the screamingly explosive DP finale, this scene shows Adriana Sage at her absolute sexual peak.
A series of increasingly raunchy and riveting performances followed. Adriana Sage sizzled her way through a great scene with Lexington Steele in 'Up Your Ass 15,' a frantic back door boff that featured plenty of filthy-mouthed fervor from the lusty Latina. She went even further in 'Little White Chicks, Big Black Monster Dicks 6,' taking on both Lexington Steele and Jake Steed in a searing display of threeway lust. There's no doubting Adriana Sage's love for her work when you see her in a scene like this -- the guys can hardly keep up with her!
Adriana Sage's no stranger to the delights of Sapphic sensuality, either. One of her best lesbian liaisons can be found in 'Slumber Party 15,' where she joins Holly Hollywood and Samantha Stylle in a hell-bent girl/girl grope that's sure to please fans of the genre. Whether matched up with men or women, singly or in groups, Adriana Sage has proven herself to be one of the most exciting and enthusiastically nasty performers on the current scene. She's one of the hottest things going at the moment, and anyone into hardcore at its hardest would do well to check out any of her incendiary sexvids.
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Captain Sammitch is not a communist. He may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is not a porn star."
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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PJP said:
I feel better now that I took a big Sammitch!
So how, um, big is he?
We all wear a green carnation.
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Quit it. 
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I brew beer now. Brewing beer is cool.
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Captain Sammitch: Meeko loves him. And so does Jim.
Often at the same time.
How you doin'?
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"Joey from Friends is a homo".
-PJP
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PJP has a habit of saying things that should be in EVERYONE'S sig.
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The cow goes moo!
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davidbowiemoo likes it in the ass...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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sounds like a great quote for sammitch's profile!
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davidbowiemoo likes it in the ass...
moo????
The cow goes moo!
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Glory glory hallelujah
Teacher hit me with a ruler
I met her at the door with a loaded .44
Now the teacher don't teach no more!
I have seen the glory of the burning of the school
we have tortured every teacher,
we have broken every rule
we have barbecued the principal,
destroyed the PTA,
our school keeps burning on
Glory, glory hallelujah.
Teacher hit me with a ruler.
Met her at the door with a magnum .44
Now there ain't no teacher no more.
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Scooby dooby doo, took a poo,
Shaggy thought it was candy.
Shaggy took a bite,
his balls turned white.
That's the end of poor shaggy.
Pepsi cola came to town. Coca-Cola
shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him
up. Now we're drinking 7-up. 7-up
caught the flu. Now we're drinking
Mountain Dew. Mountain Dew caught it
too... NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!?
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A young musician plays scales in his room and only bores his family. A beginning writer, on the other hand, sometimes has the misfortune of getting into print.
- Marguerite Yourcenar
Occasionally, there arises a writing situation where you see an alternative to what you are doing, a mad, wild gamble of a way for handling something, which may leave you looking stupid, ridiculous or brilliant -you just don't know which. You can play it safe there, too, and proceed along the route you'd mapped out for yourself. Or you can trust your personal demon who delivered that crazy idea in the first place.
Trust your demon.
- Roger Zelazny
One of my standard -- and fairly true -- responses to the question as to how story ideas come to me is that story ideas only come to me for short stories. With longer fiction, it is a character (or characters) coming to visit, and I am then obliged to collaborate with him/her/it/them in creating the story.
- Roger Zelazny
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Prose is architecture, not interior decoration.
- Ernest Hemingway
Manuscript: something submitted in haste and returned at leisure.
- Oliver Herford
To be a writer is to sit down at one's desk in the chill portion of every day, and to write; not waiting for the little jet of the blue flame of genius to start from the breastbone - just plain going at it, in pain and delight. To be a writer is to throw away a great deal, not to be satisfied, to type again, and then again, and once more, and over and over....
- John Hersey
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